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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words
i am sorry mister but i am afraid you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

The fear of long words… Whoever made this word is a menace to society
Doc: Im sorry, but you have a fear of long words, or Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Person:😱😥😨😰💀

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Doctor, I think i have a fear of long words..
Sounds like a classic case of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
AHHHH!!!
Don't worry. It's highly treatable, unlike pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane.
AHHHHH!!!!!
Are you afraid of needles?
No...? why?
Ok. Good. Because the cure is injected intravenously by a homeopathic-phlebotomotologist.
AAAAHHH!!!!!!!
I have the perfect specialist for you!
...who..?
Her name is Dr. An.-
*Phew!*

-T. disestablishmentarianism.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
She lives right by lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh, and her cousin lives at Taumata whakatangi hangakoauau o tamatea turi pukakapiki maunga horo nuku pokai whenua kitanatahu!
*dead*

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Bob: Yo I think you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Joe: *getting stroke*

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious floccinaucinihilipilification antidisestablishmentarianism hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoeconiosis Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is my first word combo!

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

the fear of long words, which, ironically, is so ridiculously long that even people without hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia may get overwhelmed by it
Pam: so you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Ellen: SHHH
Pam: *grins*
Ellen: don't you dare
Pam: iiiiiiiiiit's SUPERCALIFRAGILI--
Ellen: *runs away, screaming*