Hot Dog Heaven

A fast food restaurant mentioned in the movie Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle where Rosenberg and Goldstein go on their seperate quest going to Hot Dog Heaven while they almost crash into Harold and Kumar's car. Later in the movie, Harold and Kumar give up looking for White Castle until they see Rosenberg and Goldstein eating inside Hot Dog Heaven, which gives Harold the will to go on with their journey.

Rosenberg: "We got the munchies so we decided to go to Hot Dog Heaven! How about you? How was White Castle?"
Harold: "We haven't gotten there yet... I think I may have rabies."

Kumar: "Yo dude, how were Katie Holmes' tits?"
Goldstein: "You know the Holocaust?"
Kumar: "Yeah?"
Goldstein: "Picture the exact opposite of that."
Kumar: "Nice!"
*Goldstein laughs*
Rosenberg: "Boy do you need a girl..."

Kumar: "Hey guys, if you got the yellow fever there's a rockin' asian party down at Princeton."
Goldstein: "Dude I got the yellow plague! There's nothing sexier than a hot asian chick! Asian tits, I wanna squeeze them!"
*Goldstein attempts to grab Harold's breasts*
Harold: "Stop, don't do that, I'm really woozy... I think I have to go to a hospital."
Rosenberg: "You should go to Beth Israel."

Goldstein: "We gotta hit up this asian joint."
Rosenberg: "No we don't! We got to go to Hot Dog Heaven! No more detours along the way, c'mon!"
*they walk off to their car to finish their brave journey*
Kumar: "I'm tellin' you, hit up the asian party!"

by Harold & Kumar June 11, 2006

hava

Hava is a joke like Ligma and Sugma except it's nicer.

M: bro i heard i had hava..
H: what's hava
M: hava nice day
lmao got em!!

by mysticrye October 10, 2019

stairway to heaven

1. only the first half of the song has simple guitar chords, then folk and rock parts of the song contain extremely difficult chords, especially Jimmy Page's guitar solo, which is the greatest of all time.
2. the lyrics are beautiful and far from cheesy

And as we wind on down the road,
Our shadows taller than our soul

by Ryan February 2, 2004

Heaven Stairway Incident

On May 27th, 2021 in New York City, we will experience the Heaven Stairway Incident, a horrifying incident in which our Creator will lift us into the skies and we will become one with the holy spirit.

Random Citizen: Holy shit, what's happening?! Is this the Heaven Stairway Incident?!?

YouTube Creator Jschlatt: What the fuck are you talking about? I swear to God, all I see is a goddamn Happy Meal in the backseat of a car! Are you okay, dude? I can seriously take you to the hospital if you want.

by HappyMeal777 December 6, 2020

Stairway to Heaven

The greatest song ever written by anybody ever. It has the greatest guitar solo ever (especially the live version on "The Song Remains the Same"). That solo is so good that Jimmy Page will make you weep.

- Led Zeppelin sucks
- they wrote Stairway to Heaven, dipshit
- oh yea, i'm gonna go fuck myself now because i have no musical taste

by Augie June 14, 2005

Headache with pictures

1.An idea

I've got something, uh a headache with pictures!

by mcawesomepants January 3, 2009

Heaven Lisette

Is a beautiful brown-eyed girl who's lovable, very creative and smart, she loves attention! She never gives up on what she loves doing. She's quiet at first but when you get to know her she doesn't shut up, she's an amazing girl (:

Did you see Heaven Lisette? She looked beautiful today.

by Isabella-Marie November 30, 2013