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Hassard

Acronym for a very bad or old and unfunny joke.

Based on numerous postings like this from a single user named Hassard in a german forum called TalkHouse.
Its a hassard!
by Zapp July 1, 2004
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hasselhot

When rating a woman's looks, this is the peak of beauty, reserved to only the most beautiful women. It goes beyond uber hot and rediculously hot. The frame of reference is from the god of male beauty, David Hasselhoff
"Hey, check out that girl on the street, she's unbelievable, she's freaking hasselhot"
by Bob Swarley March 23, 2008
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hasselhoffin

Whenever you are really drunk and you smash down some food
I just caught Dave Hasselhoffin like tweleve krystals.
by sphibcter x May 12, 2009
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hasslesome

Somewhat of a hassle. (Somewhat of an annoyance.)
Putting together that LEGO (c) masterpiece was hasslesome.
by TravianAdministraitor April 4, 2010
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hassle

hassle or hurry means to be in a rush, it also means to interrupt or annoy someone
1: i was in a hassle to get to work because my cat had escaped
2: i was walking, minding my own business and someone attacked me, why would someone hassle me like that?
by the gaming proTO June 2, 2020
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Hasset

Hasset is a great friend for all people. She can be an asshole. And xatboie she don't care but dip down she dose. Hasset is a girl that act tough but she is so soft dip down. Hasset's can be heart so quickly. If u hurt a Hasset she will forgive but not forget. Of there heart is broke they can be a demon.
Omg look its hasset.
by HHAASSEETT November 23, 2021
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Hasset

It is like having a real woman .which is wise,calm and understanding .
She is smart , cunning and even very beautiful

Most people choose to abuse her ,but only because hasset allows them too

But when she gets someone ,who cares and really accept her

Hasset will give her life ,and i mean literally

And i am happy that she is in my life

That is why she is my wife .
Plus she smiles ear to ear like a little child but only because she has a good heart .
But to be honest ,she is like a angel in life , a beast in bed (totally animalistic)
But any how , she my animalistic wife so.
She is a very hasset person,or a very happy person.
by Kingbenjah December 6, 2021
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