Bob-on-hairy

To perform oral sex on someones hairy genitals

"How's that new relationship?"
"It's okay, but he wants me to bob-on-hairy and I'm just not ready"
"You're a horrible girlfriend!"

by Ariane Speedwagon April 7, 2009

bag of hairy minge

a derogatory term for foolish individuals who cannot understand what is being said to them

that person is an absolute bag of hairy minge

by fakebusinessname1 November 4, 2022

officer hairy bush

the term you use when your arresting officer has more hair on his bush then on his head... also when an someone does not believe in cleaning there nether regions....

i got arrested the other day and i swear to god to officer was officer hairy bush!! i took one look at him and couldn't stop laugher.. poor guy

by hairaphobia August 21, 2008

arun is a hairy cock and has a big one

arun has a massive cock

arun has a hairy cock

people named morgan dont have a cock but they do in their asshole

dam arun has a hairy cock

arun has a fucking massive cock

arun is a hairy cock and has a big one as you can see

by cum in my face master 91919191 April 6, 2022

Occam's Hairy Dildo

A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.

Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.

Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.

by Carnivorous Pencil February 19, 2021