new hartford

the suburb of the city that god forgot (see utica)

let's go to new hartford!
-where's that?
near utica..
-where's that?

by billyisbest July 7, 2005

Haffort

When a thing/event/action is both hassle and effort mixed together

Going to work was serious HAFFORT!

by Mia!! October 17, 2006

Harfling

A foreveralone asian who goes to clubs/parties eyt does not socialize. This person will instead only ask females to take pictures with him, as to appear popular in said photos.

Listen bro, we know you be harfling posting those pics. You don't really know those bitches son.

by xdestron January 15, 2012

hafftoo

Verb: A slang spelling of the two words "Have to"

In genral, it used as a way of saying "Of course! Have to"

Person 1:Bro, are you coming out with the boys tonight ?
Person 2: Hafftoo!
Person 1: Sweet! thats us!

by Jonahk January 28, 2014

Hairffiti

Graffiti using hair. Predominately carried out by females in the shower. Most common forms of patterns being swirls and attempts to write initials with one strand of hair.

Markings of this nature are usually met with disgust from next shower user

Housemate A: AAARRRGGGHHH who keeps sticking their disgusting fucking hair to the wall in the shower?
Housemate B: Ah that's my hairffiti!! Took me AGES to make that perfect swirl

by Snipperino April 27, 2015

hartford grinder

Originally inspired by the name of a sandwich, a Hartford Grinder is pretty much anything dirty you can imagine

"He gave her the ol' hartford grinder".
"She looks like she's been through the hartford grinder a few times."
"I'm gonna do a few hartford grinders on myself before that date."

by kill9 May 13, 2016

Harified

Nerding the shit out of spreadsheet so that normal people can't read it. Also known as ramming the sheet.

That spreadsheet was harified. This sheet has been rammed.

by 119wrestle March 31, 2022