Hannah Montana 

1.a stupid teenage girl who is a "normal girl" by day, ad then she put on a wig and magically turns into ho-bag singer and child actress. her show is for washed up, abused and mentally challenged 10 year olds, and her songs are stupid, repetitive, and all about her self. seriously, go watch spongebob or something.
2. the most offensive insult, use it with descresion

1.stupid 10 year old: OMG I LOVE HANNAH MONTANA SHES MY HERO AND IF I COULD MEET HER, OMG I WOULD LIKE TOTALLY SCREAM!! HERE!! LISTEN TO THIS SONG!!!!!OMG I LOVE HER!!!!!

older sibling: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING, SHUT IT OFF SHUT IT OFF!! GO WATCH JIMMY NUETRON OR SOMETHING!!

2 girl 1: hey what's up skank?

girl 2: go shit a brick hannah montana

Hannah Montana by GHETTOSTOMP June 7, 2010

Hannah Montana 

Delicious, delicious jailbait.

o lawd is dat sum hannah montana CP?

Hannah Montana by notpedobear March 2, 2008

Hannah Montana 

Bitch, usually used when the person it being told to is oblivious of the situation.

Jill: So Bill, do you think we can go out sometime?
Bill: I would but it's just you remind me so much of Hannah Montana, so I just can't.
Jill: What?

Hannah Montana by Jesus-Christ-the-real-one October 16, 2009

Hannah Montana 

See slut

hannah montana is such a slut did you see what she did to that pole and what she wears. bleck

Hannah Montana by YoutubeWest1132 October 19, 2011

Hannah Montana 

When you switch between fucking a chick in her vagina and asshole. In other words getting 'the best of both worlds'

Guy1: Dude that chick last night wanted it in the ass.

Guy2: Awesome man.

Guy1: Yeah I totally ended up doing her Hannah Montana style.

Hannah Montana by dlt17 October 26, 2009

hannah montana 

take a look at the hannah bashing comments u see all the thumbs up? and the small amount of thumbs down
the worst thing that ever happened to the world im 13 and she is not fit hot or sexy she is at most a 4 out of 10 and her singing is terrible i can act way better the nher but my dad wont buy me a tv show and if he did i wouldnt act in a show like that

Hannah montana: hey im awesome do u have anymore cokaine lyke i need to get hy cos my daddy will rape me teehee

Drug dealler: only if u suck me of that give me a handjob then give me a rimjob and do that once a week for a year

hannah montana: ok then

hannah montana by devss July 6, 2009

Hannah Montana 

A beautiful, talented singer/songwriter/actress/dancer/horseback rider/juggler/swimmer/rodeo star/performer with a cute Tennessee accent and a great style. She lives a double life of being a regular (but hella smart) school girl by day, and a pop sensation by night. Most of her friends at school know her secret, but if the whole school were to find out, she would never get a break! This pop star has made a great impact on the music industry and nothing would be the same without her. PRAISE YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR HANNAH MONTANA

Peasant: "Hannah Montana is so dead now"
Me: SHE LIVES

Hannah Montana by nothannahmontana February 1, 2014