by cafcon December 11, 2023

It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!
Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.
by Your wife's step-bro May 23, 2024

The single greatest human to ever exist:
Founder and Owner of The Halal Cart at Penn State University Park. The best food in the entirety of State college, nay, Pennsylvania, nay, the GODDAMN WORLD comes from a cart and its owned by this gem of a man.
The absolute most kind and generous man who will always put smile on your face and offer you a free drink.
He’s the best objectively. Like you are wrong if you think otherwise.
Founder and Owner of The Halal Cart at Penn State University Park. The best food in the entirety of State college, nay, Pennsylvania, nay, the GODDAMN WORLD comes from a cart and its owned by this gem of a man.
The absolute most kind and generous man who will always put smile on your face and offer you a free drink.
He’s the best objectively. Like you are wrong if you think otherwise.
Bro 1: Bro what did u get for dinner?
Bro 2: Bro I got lamb over rice with both sauces from halal cart and met Sher Halal
Bro 1: Objectively correct order but I think you need 1 more.
Bro 2: I think I do (goes to get another one)
(They lived happily ever after)
Bro 2: Bro I got lamb over rice with both sauces from halal cart and met Sher Halal
Bro 1: Objectively correct order but I think you need 1 more.
Bro 2: I think I do (goes to get another one)
(They lived happily ever after)
by 03wolfboi November 20, 2023

Gang shit
No swearing
Alah hwakba
Gotta use “my guy my guy” repeatedly when u spud any other halal
never swear
Frick the gays
anyone who aint keeping it halal Is a willy head
If u hear ANY swearing ur gotta say “r u keeping it halal” then the spud thing
KEEP IT HALAL FRICK THE GAYS ALAH HWAKBA
No swearing
Alah hwakba
Gotta use “my guy my guy” repeatedly when u spud any other halal
never swear
Frick the gays
anyone who aint keeping it halal Is a willy head
If u hear ANY swearing ur gotta say “r u keeping it halal” then the spud thing
KEEP IT HALAL FRICK THE GAYS ALAH HWAKBA
Guy 1: y wont he pass the fucking football to me.
Guy2:is u man keeping it halal
*spud*
Both:my guy my guy my guy
Both:FRICK THE GAYS *shouted*
Both:ALAH HWAKBA *also shouted*
Guy2:is u man keeping it halal
*spud*
Both:my guy my guy my guy
Both:FRICK THE GAYS *shouted*
Both:ALAH HWAKBA *also shouted*
by speky_man_123 May 16, 2022
