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Halalibility

The degree to which a piece of content — especially audio, video, or creative media — aligns with Islamic principles of permissibility, avoiding elements that are haram such as music with instruments, vulgar language, inappropriate visuals, or themes that contradict modesty, respect, or spiritual grounding.
Bro I had to check the halalibility before posting that reel. Gotta keep it clean 💀”
by The halal guy June 12, 2025
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Sher Halal

The single greatest human to ever exist:
Founder and Owner of The Halal Cart at Penn State University Park. The best food in the entirety of State college, nay, Pennsylvania, nay, the GODDAMN WORLD comes from a cart and its owned by this gem of a man.
The absolute most kind and generous man who will always put smile on your face and offer you a free drink.

He’s the best objectively. Like you are wrong if you think otherwise.
Bro 1: Bro what did u get for dinner?
Bro 2: Bro I got lamb over rice with both sauces from halal cart and met Sher Halal
Bro 1: Objectively correct order but I think you need 1 more.

Bro 2: I think I do (goes to get another one)
(They lived happily ever after)
by 03wolfboi November 20, 2023
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halal peek

If you peek around a corner insanely fast
Bro, that cheater halal peeked our entire team as if he was Chuck Norris.
by cafcon December 11, 2023
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Hamooze HALAL

The definition of a mogged person.
A person who is likely to be really jealous of the mogger named either Youssef or Yousoofe
Person 1: He is so Hamooze HALAL
Person 2: I know he is a Yousoofe wanna-be, he always gets mogged
by Yousoofe December 13, 2023
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Halal cheating

It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!
Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.
by Your wife's step-bro May 23, 2024
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