Fag Hag

A woman that needs and wants to be friends with a gay male. These type of people are known to be a narcissist.

Alissa is being such a fag hag with Omar.

by Nathan meyers official April 27, 2019

Fag Hag

A heterosexual woman who spends most of her time with a homosexual man

“Sorry, I can’t meet you this weekend. I’m going shopping with Tarquin. I am his Fag Hag, you know!”

by Redbaron February 7, 2020

Fag Hag

A woman who surrounds herself with gay men and the friends of gay men, she is often not the prettiest face and over weight, she has female friends but she’s always talking about her gay male friends. If she can use her “status” with the gay men in her life to gain friendships with lesbians she will too. She called herself bisexual but you’ve only ever seen her drunk kissing another female because she likes dick but she thinks being bisexual makes her more appealing to the gay men she obsesses over. She does not like anyone else (especially a female) having the attention of her gays but if she can’t see a way to sabotage that relationship without losing her fag hag status then she will crawl right up that persons butt hole so she can be included. She’s usually a girl who is insecure and can be a ‘couple beers short of a six pack’. She usually dislikes straight females who are prettier and slimmer than her and she always has to have someone who she treats as being beneath her or pathetic.

Yeh look Betty is a Fag Hag, she literally treats everyone else like shit unless she wants something but she would never have the nerve to treat her gays like that.

by KikiDoYouLoveMe21 November 22, 2021

fag and hag

The participants at a Fred Astaire dance school. Older wimmin (hags) desperately need dance partners, so, the school hires the only males who apply for the positions i.e. root munchers.

Hey man how did that gig go last night? It was pretty weak man, we did the fag and hag show for a few bucks.

by Darlington Sneezeby February 14, 2017

hagfag

1. A gay male who mainly has heterosexual females as friends.
2. The opposite of faghag
3. A more polite way of calling your best friend a faggot, homosexual, gay

My Hagfag and me are going to go shopping.

by Daniel Contreras January 17, 2005

Hagfag

Gay man who is so comfy around women he makes them uncomfortable.

Coined by genni woods

Omg Stacy! Sam tried to grind on you again? He’s such a hagfag!

by Pigsncupcakes January 28, 2022