Heated Oven

A vaginal or anal cavity that has been slathered with a self-warming, lubricating jelly in advance of sexual play involving penetration.

After giving her undercarriage a nice warm wash in the shower, Carla made her final preparations in advance of her boyfriend's arrival home by slathering up her oring with dollop of warming gel. By the time her boyfriend got him, she had a nice heated oven ready for a good old fashioned anal plundering.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2015

The Dirty Little Heaters

The most shamefully underrated band of this generation. Best female singer I've ever heard and the band is really heavy and rad. The theory is even though people are blown away when they play the girl isn't pretty and will therefore never be able to gain huge status. From Chapel Hill.

Q: I like that band The Dirty Little Heaters but they aren't much to look at!
A: Go suck your cock off.

Q: Man, that band _____ writes good songs but can't catch a break!
A: They're getting Dirty Little Heatered!

by Lance from Greensboro November 6, 2009

Hessel

Ancient Teutonic word meaning 'man with the big sword'. As a name it was usually bestowed upon clan leaders. The Hessel of a clan was privileged to have multiple wives, and was allowed to entertain the wives of other clan members at will in intercourse as part of his privileges.

'My wive is unable do the shopping today, she cannot walk due to the Hessel she received in her hut last night'

by Freddy3 August 9, 2006

hesper

a crazy cool mobster who is exteremely creative and is loved by many. She loves sports but may have had injuries preventing sports for a while. She has the potential to overcome anything.

A strait up homey g
Daynng shes a total hesper!!!

by theebesttevrr January 12, 2008

emile heskey

The ChucK Noris of football

Oh look, Emile Heskey has put it in row Z!

by The British Jesus May 19, 2014

Hesperophobia

Fear or hatred of the West.

The word Hesperophobia was coined by political scientist Robert Conquest. Its roots are the Greek words hesperos, which means “the west” and phobos, which means “fear,” but which when used as an English suffix can also carry the meaning “hate”.

by Angel Elf November 28, 2007

Space heatered

Verb.
To be beaten with a space heater.

She should have been space heatered a lot worse than she was. He was taking it easy on her.

by IConfess December 16, 2008