canadian harvest

When a man has sex with his wife, outside, in the field, while on his tractor, at night.
If you're having trouble finding him, he can often be found at home, having himself a Canadian Harvest
by Sudo_name November 16, 2017
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Harvest widow

To start off-to those of you who don’t know what “Harvest Widow” means, it does not mean our husbands died. It simply means that during harvest our husbands/significant others are always ‘missing in action’. Most nights are spent alone and most events attended by yourself.
“now that I’m a harvest widow for the next few weeks do you girls want to get together for a movie night?”
by Farmerswife1021 November 05, 2018
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harvest hack

A seasonal affliction most common in the fall. Primarily occurs in communities where Marijuana is produced. Symptoms include a chronic and persistant cough, accompanied by wheezing.
Dude, Chris has hella got the harvest hack. . .
by analvent October 08, 2010
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Butthole Harvest

A penis among many hungry buttholes, usually during a full moon
Man I was at this chicks house last night and all her friends peeled panties and showed starfish, it was a butthole harvest like none other.
by nigerianspicpickle July 16, 2015
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Organ harvesting

Organ harvesting is a game Guelph general hospital plays using stolen men's spermatozoa to impregnate surgical patients
I believe the hospital owes me 104.4m children from organ harvesting trips
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
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Self Harvest

The act of consuming your own cum in hopes of recycling your offspring for the next load.
by Deeps00 March 07, 2020
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Sodium harvest

Profiting off of someone else's saltiness, usually through monetized YouTube videos commentating on their salty tweets/comments
HeroHei: "twitter users are getting mad over an anime character again, this shall be another bountiful sodium harvest"
by Mao zeschlong February 28, 2021
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