handme-down

A terrible, vicious, handjob that is so painful it drops you to the ground.

I heard she was good in bed, but the handme-down during foreplay chaffed so bad i couldn't have sex.

by Tubbatubba February 16, 2010

Handmeat

That semi-permanent dick smell around your inner thumb and palm you get from a standard wank sesh that lasts longer than it should.

“Grandma, I just tossed my cock for hours and now I got foul af handmeat lmaooo. Wanna smell it?”

by ObviouslyMyPseudonymWillAppear June 28, 2021

handmeups

The clothing suburban woman with adult children in college wear which their children have cast off or left at home. Items include hoodies with private school logos, ripped jeans or last season's Ugg boots.

Last year it was all Lululemon leggings. This year, it's all handmeups from her daughter Madison who's away at Tulane.

by Riversideways February 5, 2024