Halal

keeping things lowkey basically

girl: says some cute ahh shit
guy: no we keep things halal out here

by uveveveweueueue August 30, 2022

halal

Gang shit
No swearing
Alah hwakba
Gotta use “my guy my guy” repeatedly when u spud any other halal
never swear
Frick the gays
anyone who aint keeping it halal Is a willy head
If u hear ANY swearing ur gotta say “r u keeping it halal” then the spud thing

KEEP IT HALAL FRICK THE GAYS ALAH HWAKBA

Guy 1: y wont he pass the fucking football to me.

Guy2:is u man keeping it halal

*spud*
Both:my guy my guy my guy
Both:FRICK THE GAYS *shouted*
Both:ALAH HWAKBA *also shouted*

by speky_man_123 May 16, 2022

Not Halal

Not good or dumb

"Mummy this present is not halal"-Timmy
"Shut the fuck up little Timmy"-Mum

"This argument is not Halal."

by Waterismyfavouritefood September 17, 2020

halal bilal

Someone who preforms Bilal actions and eats 100% halal frikandels at the turkish mosque.

A Halal Bilal stfup!

by Halal Bilal January 24, 2018

Sher Halal

The single greatest human to ever exist:
Founder and Owner of The Halal Cart at Penn State University Park. The best food in the entirety of State college, nay, Pennsylvania, nay, the GODDAMN WORLD comes from a cart and its owned by this gem of a man.
The absolute most kind and generous man who will always put smile on your face and offer you a free drink.

He’s the best objectively. Like you are wrong if you think otherwise.

Bro 1: Bro what did u get for dinner?
Bro 2: Bro I got lamb over rice with both sauces from halal cart and met Sher Halal
Bro 1: Objectively correct order but I think you need 1 more.

Bro 2: I think I do (goes to get another one)
(They lived happily ever after)

by 03wolfboi November 20, 2023