Pouring a Guinness

The act of passing diarrhea, usually whilst travelling abroad.

"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours

by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020

Sexy Guinness

Runny black turd with gash froth on top.

Who wants a sexy Guinness?

by Patrick-the-sweaty-Pigman October 24, 2013

sluts for Guinness

5 best friends, ones small, ones tall, ones skinny, twos fat, all are drug addicts or have been

Ahh yo!! 5 friends in our group!, that means we’re sluts for Guinness.

by Sluts for Guinness October 18, 2023

guine

when you lose the touch of reality and then proceed to tweak the fuck out

Person 1: "aye you heard about bro?"
Person 2: "last time i checked he was going guine"

by guineout September 21, 2023

guinness buttplug

The thick, tarry, difficult to excrete stool that you try to push out the morning after a night on the Guinness.

Fucking hell, that Guinness buttplug just pushed one of my piles out!

by Fishfishfishhh November 12, 2018

guin

a slang term taken from the word penguin, meaning something is “not fly”

Pronounced “gWIN”

dude this guy’s a poser, his shoes are so guin

by emilyanemone May 05, 2024

Guin

A guin is a human-penguin hybrid. Guins are fiercely protective of other guins and commonly place the welfare of non-guins far below their own kind. Guins also deny the existence of guins and in outside conversation will treat them along the same lines as the loch ness monster, bigfoot, extraterrestrials or the mafia.

There is no such thing as guins. (wink wink)

by CFishbone July 28, 2023