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Towel guilt

The guilt a man feels when he begins to dry his face with a towel before realising that he has used it the night before as a cum rag.
Man: "Hey can you pass me that towel?"

Woman: "Yea sure" (passes the towel) "What's wrong?"

Man: "I've got some serious towel guilt. I forgot I used it as a cum rag last night."
by breeski December 16, 2010
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Guilt Fuck

Having sex with your partner after being yelled at for not having sex with your partner.
So after I let her cool off I went up and guilt fucked the hell out of her the way she wanted. It was all good after that.

She was like, "Don't be all trying to guilt fuck me."

"GOD Damn, I hope that wasn't a guilt fuck."
by Brother Sunday November 5, 2012
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black guilt

When a black person feels they have to support everything black fearing they are a bad black person and don’t stand up to racism.
Sharon watched all the Tyler Perry movies and the BET Awards because of her black guilt.
by Grizzj April 3, 2019
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Architect’s Guilt

Very similar to Catholic Guilt in principle; but applied to emotionally driven architects who always feel the need to solve every problem, fall on every sword the project encounters, stay late at work and defer life and family events, and put work and worry first. The feeling of never working hard and king enough.
Honey, I have to stay late and work this weekend because I’m not sure the team is ready to release drawings for this project. You take the family on vacation to paradise and I’ll try and call you when I can. My architect’s guilt always ruins our family plans...
by Rallyman-Nat August 6, 2019
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guilt lust

When you find yourself sexually attracted to someone/something that would not usually be considered attractive, and in most cases is usually seen as rather unattractive.
Jan: "I can't believe I'm saying this but..."
Dan: "What?"
Jan: "I watched Beetlejuice the other day and he's kinda hot..."
Dan: "Seems like you've got a guilt lust...I feel the same about the Grudge."
Jan: *laughs* "What the fuck even Dan..."
by _gingembre_ October 2, 2016
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Guilt Joint

The joint you're smoking while your friends are trying to guilt you for partaking in their good weed.
Dust: Hey, I hope you're enjoying that expensive-ass weed I brought along that you've been smoking all day, bro.

Jerry (Wizard): (thinks to self) - Damn, I have been smoking this weed sack all day and haven't even said thanks. Shit. "Damn y'all, why you gotta make this a guilt joint?"
by Beer-Battered January 1, 2009
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guilt bang

When a person "usually a Narcissist," mentions several of your friends who supposedly also agree with them, that your behavior is not appropriate behavior. It can also be called a "guilt-pile-on."
My sister, my therapist, and my best friend all agree, . . . going to a bar to play pool without your girl friend is not okay.

I can see you are trying to "guilt bang" me with your fabricated authority figures.
by BeenHurtBefore February 24, 2014
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