Flying Guillotine

A term for throwing kitchen knives to people.

"Jackie Chan's in the kitchen. There will be a lot of flying guillotines in this scene."

by ill-paid September 23, 2016

Italian guillotine

A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."

"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"

by BDYY June 5, 2022

Standing Guillotine

Ahahahahahaha! That's hilarious because, yeah, he just loses immediately if that's allowed! Ha!

Hym "THAT. IS. HILARIOUS! Nate puts him in a standing guillotine at the end of the fight. Hahaha! Love it. I goota check the highlights quick I didn't know that was a thing that was happening tonight."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Greek guillotine

The Greek guillotine is when a man's genitals are chopped off by a machete on a string.

Thomas had a Greek guillotine last week!

by sebs cum dumpster March 17, 2025

The Guillotine

What we're all going to write in if the major political parties don't start putting up better candidates.

"Which of these morons do you think is the lesser of two evils?"
"No, didn't you hear? We're all going to write in The Guillotine to send a message that we're sick and tired of this shit."

by Publius0987 August 9, 2025

Raccoon Guillotine

When the asshole is trained tirelessly to reach peak physical excellence. This asshole will become so strong that it can decapitate an adult raccoon with a single flex.

Caiden’s so tight! He’s got a real case of a raccoon guillotine

by Lord Tickle August 28, 2025

willy guillotine

A toilet seat, that when put up soon falls back down again.

Fucking hell mate, you didn’t warn me about your willy guillotine! Your toilet seat nearly chopped my knob off!

by hey gringo October 17, 2025