A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."
"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"
by BDYY June 5, 2022
Get the Italian guillotinemug. What we're all going to write in if the major political parties don't start putting up better candidates.
"Which of these morons do you think is the lesser of two evils?"
"No, didn't you hear? We're all going to write in The Guillotine to send a message that we're sick and tired of this shit."
"No, didn't you hear? We're all going to write in The Guillotine to send a message that we're sick and tired of this shit."
by Publius0987 August 9, 2025
Get the The Guillotinemug. by N-doggster March 4, 2024
Get the guillotine hard onmug. by ill-paid September 23, 2016
Get the Flying Guillotinemug. Hym "THAT. IS. HILARIOUS! Nate puts him in a standing guillotine at the end of the fight. Hahaha! Love it. I goota check the highlights quick I didn't know that was a thing that was happening tonight."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2023
Get the Standing Guillotinemug. When the asshole is trained tirelessly to reach peak physical excellence. This asshole will become so strong that it can decapitate an adult raccoon with a single flex.
by Lord Tickle August 28, 2025
Get the Raccoon Guillotinemug. Fucking hell mate, you didn’t warn me about your willy guillotine! Your toilet seat nearly chopped my knob off!
by hey gringo October 17, 2025
Get the willy guillotinemug.