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personal pretzel pistol gripper

This move here is only for the profesional seasoned and limberist of veteran masterbaters....first you start by putting both legs behind your neck interlocking your ankles..or one leg and one arm to hold the leg..forming a pretzel shape (hence the first part of the name).. now wit your free hand or your best cock beater reach around your ass and grab your man meat backwards bending it down holding it as you would a pistol (mating the pretzel and the pistol to intergrate one move) now according to personal preferance you can fire your pistol in one shot one kill, semi-automatic, or go taliban style which is full-automatic..you can also play sniper by trying to aim you load into your own asshole using a mirror as your pistol scope : )
Standard masterbation was not getting me off like befor so I decided to fire off my goo bazooka and use the "personal pretzel pistol gripper" to create new and unusual sensations
by dirty-1 July 3, 2011
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grippers

Derogatory slang for "feet", usually used by teenagers that spend a lot of time on TikTok
"I got these new Gucci flip flops, how do you like them"

"PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY"
by crappycherry November 23, 2022
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Money Gripper Tight

Stunna that doesn't want to let go of your money, let alone his.
Yo dogg, that homie right there is money gripper tight, he don't let no scrippa go.
by Big Izzle October 19, 2008
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Seat Gripper

A shit so big you have to grab the sides of the toilet to push it out.
Mike: Dude, are you okay?
Ed: Yeah, that bastard was so big, and wasn’t coming out, I had to hold on for dear life just to give birth to that monstrosity.

Mike: Oh, you experienced a seat gripper!!
Ed: I see you speak from experience.
by FergusMcCloud May 5, 2019
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grippers

those grippers have lots of cheese goodness on them
by ELLIE227 March 22, 2023
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grippers

The weird toes on somebody’s feet.
That man got those galactic grippers.
by Grippers Lover July 8, 2022
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gripper girl

by Puwwye January 13, 2024
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