Greenwich, Ohio

Nobody knows we're here. It's like some itsy bitsy place that has a population of 2000. Usually if someone asks where you're from, you say a half hour south of Norwalk or 45 minutes south of Cedar Point.

Greenwich has one high school, South Central. There's really nothing big there. But they're known to have the crappiest gym in the Firelands Conference. Every Friday night you're either at a basketball game or at a football game. Plain as that. But everything went downhill when Mr. Helickson came in. We all know it. Or, when you have lockdowns on exam day :/

Greenwich has one gas station and one dollar general! Isn't that interesting? No. No it's not. Who wants to know about Greenwich anyways🙄

Person 1 Where you from?

Person 2 Greenwich, Ohio

Person 1 Nevever heard of it.
Person 2 ughhhh

by God bless America x2 February 21, 2017

Greenwich Constitutional

Pretending to leave for work in the morning, only to return home after your partner has left for their job, in order to have an extramarital affair.

I was pulling a Greenwich Constitutional when I heard the front door open. It was only the maid arriving late that day. I was terrified it was my wife about to walk in on me and the pool boy.

Tiffany and I had a nice Greenwich Constitutional situation going until her husband got indicted for insider trading and was sentenced to house arrest.

by t pot February 6, 2019

Greenwich Boomba Ting

When life deals you lemons at GPSTL in Greenwich, then mans in Greenwich GPSTL, go full on BOOMBA

Hi ...... how was your day....? Get any sign ups mate?........ BOOOMBA... damn, just a Greenwich Boomba Ting

by Un4giveable February 17, 2020

Greenwich Bitch

Someone who has money and doesn’t hide it ( your basic white bitch)
a bitch from greenwich CT

“Did you see caroline with her Monclair vest ?”
“OMG! Yeah she’s such a greenwhich bitch.”

“WHATS THAT?”
“It means she just a basic white bitch with money”

“Like she’s a bitch from greenwich”
“I bet she goses to gcds”

A Greenwich bitch is Someone who has money and doesn’t hide it ( your basic white bitch)
a bitch from greenwich CT

by avocado ur mado November 10, 2022

Royal Greenwich trust school

A secondary school located in charlton,London.It has the same amount of students as your dad does side chicks.The head teacher looks like what Roald Dahl should look like,and the kids are either on drugs or depressed-In some cases it’s both.

Eg;
Intellectual: ‘What school do you go to?’
Student: ‘ Do you know Royal Greenwich trust school?’
Intellectual: ‘oh-the sexist one with the ratchet uniforms? Yeah I know that One.’

by Your mamas a H0E October 8, 2019

west greenwich

West Greenwich, a town between Exeter and Coventry. nobody is too willing to travel to this town from any nothern point because they think its 'too far' or because they dont have the slightest clue where it is. In this town there are slums in an area surrounding a lake called Mishnock nothing good happens there so dont go. Also dont ask 'hey are you from Exeter' people from W.G will be offended and this may result it a beating.

West Greenwich= not a whole lot going on these days..

by *XTEN* June 29, 2008

ark greenwich free school

An evil school of which lowers childrens self esteem in ways of which are done by overload of homework, turning lunch into a lesson, and a creepy bald man walking around looking at people.

Never go to ark greenwich free school

by The truth teller 4 life boi May 17, 2021