east greenwich

A town where the schools are in bad condition. Ceiling tiles fall every two seconds. No one bothers to fix these problems because everyone believes that the students don't need better schools. The textbooks there are copyrighted in the 1980's.

John:Do ya wanna go to East Greenwich?
Steve: Na, the school's ceilings are falling every two seconds.

by The Boy Scouts Of America December 6, 2006

greenwich

Greenwich is located in connecticut, richest town in country- basically everyones got mad loot, and we throw down all the time (have parties) and play ruit (game of beiruit) in umpteen million dollar houses and drive to them in lexus's and beemers and then go outside and sit on our private docks and sesh mad nuggz and then go into the cabins of our yachts and blow lizzie's to our nizzie's of white and then go sesh an L to our face. Basically were mad rich and I'll outdrink u

Mike: yo lets go swill a handle of cap. mo's
Bob: aright straight, tom got the nuggz
Tom: You know I got the hooksit son
Mike: Lets get sloppy!
Bob: Im so glad we live in Greenwich

by DrinkerBrn May 22, 2006

Greenwich

Fairfield county is reputed to be eminently rich and obviously it is, however few towns in this area really grasp the idea of being the elite, the cream of the crop, the i-don't-give-a-fuck -because-you'll-be-working-for -me-in-ten-years, but Greenwich does. That's why this it's so special because the kids already know they're going to be successful, not because they work hard, not because they perpetually strive to be at the top, but because they were born into a particular family, and that is fair game. They know how to act, they know how to party, and although many other towns in southern Connecticut try to ensue Greenwich's goals, they are not even close. The people who live in Greenwich and hate being there is probably due to the fact that they moved from New Jersey and they are ugly. But any decent human beings know that a place like Greenwich can only be enjoyed by the best.

Kid: What do you think of that kid?
Other Kid: Um... i think he needs to lose that flat brim, and his shitty A4, he also needs to go back to fairfield because i hear that shit is tolerated over there.
Kid: No doubt, lets be out, I can only be away from Greenwich for so long before these corolla's start making my head hurt

by Louie B September 22, 2008

greenwich WESTERN MIDDLE SCHOOL

ok so where to start. you may think that central or eastern are the better middle schools in greenwich connecticut. but in the end western is the way to go. You may think we are the ' ghetto ' school. but serously, there is NO ghetto in greenwich. the only reason why people have the idea that greenwich is ghetto is because it is next to portchester. however ; were still in greenwich, with people who live in back country.. aka were not ghetto. we have a diverse amount of people, like hispanics, blacks, whites, asians, ect.. but in the end, we are just the same as the other schools. besides eastern. eastern is the school where they dont know how to use a vaccume cleaner, better yet, dont know what a vaccume cleaner is. and seriously, were the chill school who has their own street, western jr highway babyyy
so in the end, say that you think wms is ghetto, well believe me, its not. and you might think that eastern is the richest school, central get the best test scores. but western 1. has the best students 2. has the best athledic scores and 3. has teachers who arnt fake and will accualy talk to you like a real person. compared to the other schools where the teachers do what ever the kids say so taht mommy and daddy buy them a good gift at teacher apreciation week. WESTERN WILDCATS ALL DAY EVERY DAY
representt yo <3
glenville, ham. ave. , new leb. and the better half of parkway

student 1- " your from western? what are you a g or something. are you going to beat me up because your from western."
wms student- "hahahahahahahahahah oh wow"
student 2- "hmm i never knew western students knew what polo was or ralph lauren? i never thought they would be so normal"
wms student-" wow, in greenwich WESTERN MIDDLE SCHOOL students probobly wear more polos and all that than you do, so just get out. stuid"

IN THE END, WERE MORE NORMAL THAN YOU ARE. K THANKS

by a true wms student January 1, 2009

Greenwich, CT

A bedroom community of New York City, swarming with snotty old white people. Their children are wannabe sluts who are usually too smashed to function. Despite the town's popular "old money" reputation, everyone there reeks of new money. Everyone owns a "Georgian revival" McMansion and fuckzillion SUVs.

Luis: Eew, what's up with all these honkies and their fugly houses?

Maya: Oh shit, we took a wrong turn. We're in Greenwich, CT.

by ygudgfhalnfiuh May 15, 2011

Greenwich

In Greenwich everyone has a big colonial-style mansion with a pool, tennis court and movie theater. The moms are all fake blondes and are on the board of some Greenwichy association because they found some rich Greenwich man to suck off of and don’t work. Everyone is a member of a country club and sends their kids to the same Greenwich private school where they all meet each other. Greenwich girls get every piece of clothing they want and wear brands like LoveShack fancy, star sweaters, and have 10 pairs of Golden Goose sneakers. They go to St. Barths every fucking weekend with their other Greenwich girl friends where they film themselves on instagram for everyone in Greenwich to see. If not they’re on the “ave” getting more clothes and going to Starbucks or Pressed Juicery. They all look the same and have fake blond highlights, fake tan, and have a slightly annoyed, empty and entitled look on their faces. They think everyone should bow down and hand everything to them. They are always talking to the Greenwich boys, who also have bad haircuts, wear vineyard vines to school but pretend they’re ghetto outside of school, and big douches. Daddy will pay for anything including getting them into boarding school when they’re all dumb as bricks. They also spend all class talking about who’s hot or not and “which families are going on vacation together.”

Girl 1: Where's the new prove school you go to

Girl 2: Greenwich
Girl 1: Yikes it will be miserable unless you wear loveshack fancy and go to St Barths every break

by bye Felicia 32 April 29, 2020

Greenwich Country Day School

A private middle school in greenwich ct where mostly rich/wealthy kids go. Most kids there are either really weird or have really preppy vibes. And either you really smart and get straight A's or your dumb and dont care so you get d's. They call themselves tigers and the schools always rants on about how you have to have tiger pride. If you go there then your parents probably own a suburban or suv.

"What school do you go to?"
"Greenwich Country Day School, gcds"
"Oh so you're like really rich"
"um"

by ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhi January 10, 2021