Similar in nature to the mud crickets found in the south. A desert grasshopper spends it's warmer months located in the desert southwest around the Laughlin, Lake Havasu and Parker areas surrounded by men twice their age with watercraft, beer bellies and large quantities of alchohol. These creatures migrate during the colder months and can be found around Glamis, Dumont and the Mojave Desert. They are easy to spot during this part of the season, as they tend to be found with 45 to 70 year old males with toy haulers, SxS's and lifted trucks.
Bob bought a four seat RZR with his retirement money, that we he could haul three desert grasshoppers to the Joint in Randsburg
by Peglegdesertpirate November 30, 2020
Get the Desert Grasshoppermug. by martinintl March 28, 2016
Get the flying grasshoppermug. The word moon grasshopper refers to a time when the slaves run and hop over things at night it’s a racial slur
by TLR da coolest March 3, 2025
Get the moon grasshoppermug. The urine excreted from herbivorous insects of the suborder Caelifera in the order Orthoptera; also a theoretical elixir that grants eternal life which some non-believers in The Flood deny exists.
by Jabberwokki45 October 16, 2008
Get the grasshopper peemug.