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Goonerism

The religion of being a gooner and worshipping the Eye of Rah. Often leaving its members a martyr and uniting for goonsesh's with other members.
Cafe Worker: Sir, have you been here before?
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism
by SigmaSigmaOnTheWall January 29, 2025
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Gooner

One that is chronically addicted to pornography and will masturbate to it all day long.

Examples of gooners: Owen Crummey, Fiontan Lagan, Cassan Mckee, Evan Copeland, Ethan Travers, Gracie Bingham, Martin Travers (to his pigeons), Aidan Scallon, Jamie Murney and David jones.
Ethan travers is a gooner, he goons to kids
by Manus craig December 9, 2023
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Gooner Pain

When you've been gooning for several hours to the point where your fingers start to hurt like hell and you have to stop.
Mike: Hey man, can you drive? my hand hurts like hell.
Joseph: Why? Were you up gooning all night?
Mike: Yep, classic gooner pain!
by Valmerito September 11, 2024
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Desktop Gooner

A desktop gooner is someone who masturbates on their desktop computer, at their desk, rather than in their bed like a normal fucking person.
Person 1: You see Philip over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.
by ppbob February 27, 2025
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Gooner

A slur used against bile spewers or nursing spewers
"Ah fuck! I got gooned on by a gooner!"
by GrandAutismo131 March 28, 2024
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Roblox Gooner

A term used for roblox sex addicts, Usually consisting of 12-50 year olds.

There are many variations of such but it can only be dumb downed to OD'ing and Roblox sex

These can be found all over the platform and pretty much any roleplay/hangout game you play has at least 1 per server.

They can be easily identified if a person is wearing something like thigh highs or body suits.
The Roblox gooners were notorious for their relentless trolling and disruptive behavior within roblox.
by Wocky_ March 2, 2024
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