Goobed

Term invented to describe the state of being extremely high on the devils lettuce

bro i was fucking goobed last night

by rodentslayer April 27, 2020

Tube Goober

When you ejaculate into a tube sock only to then inadvertently put that same sock on later.

My parents came home early and I pulled on a tube goober!

by Regtable Spunk May 22, 2019

Goober Douche

Goober Douche: Someone highly annoying and/or stupid who is also a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about who also wears white sunglasses!

Omg Steven is such a goober douche! He thinks he is hot shit but aint shit at all!

by CrimesStopperPunk May 18, 2011

Boob Goob

The accumulation of sweat and dead skin under the boobs, particularly of large breasted women (and some men).

"Gina had to go in and shower to get rid of her boob goob after being outside all day."

by SlurzGirl July 18, 2015

gooba

a gooba is someone who is very funny and weird. many people likes this type of person. they tend to annoy some people but others are entertained with their such energy.

person 1: "haha look at that person over there, they're such a gooba."

person 2: "haha you're right. they're so funny."

by ardnaxela moslof December 18, 2017

Goober Butt

The sweaty, itchy, slimy feeling one gets in their butt after strenuous exercise such as running or any other type of aerobic activity.

Roman- "Hey Pete, you got any napkins on ya?"

Pete- "No. What for??"

Roman- "All this running is giving me serious goober butt."

Pete- "Oh, I HATE that."

by Leave the gun take the cannoli April 12, 2009

to globulate

The action of going into a room, becoming disorientated and forgetting where you are and what your original intentions were. At the same time, you have taken a piece of stationery into the room and brandished it at the air in the room in general, and then left without doing what you intended.

"Excuse me sir, are you trying to return this biro...?"

"oh no, He's just globulating. I think I want to globulate also."

by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007