An Ohioan Gonk Rizzlet that is has an insatiable Gyatt, along with a Zesty side of Mega Ziggy Beeber.
by When the ziggy December 10, 2023

guy 1: Bro what kind of gonk are you smoking
guy 2: you cant spoke a gonk you can hire them for labor though
guy 2: you cant spoke a gonk you can hire them for labor though
by yourfavoritecommunitymanager December 23, 2019

Valuable loot/treasure or gear, generally better or a higher tier piece equipment that you currently have equipped.
by BandoBran August 1, 2021

To hit or strike someone with a karate chop, typically on the top of the head. Often done in a humorous fashion.
I'm gonna gonk you if you don't shut up.
Dang, he got gonked!
Did you see Ted gonk that guy? Dude didn't get back up.
Dang, he got gonked!
Did you see Ted gonk that guy? Dude didn't get back up.
by thehomiesthomie November 1, 2022

GONK is a being beyond perception and puny mortals that u can't even understand the super sexy big GONK Not to be confused with GONK who is a Fag
Skinnypennis-Did u hear GONK is awesome
Normal OBG Normie-yes Skinnypennis now let me suck ur Skinnypennis which is defiantly not small just skinny
Normal OBG Normie-yes Skinnypennis now let me suck ur Skinnypennis which is defiantly not small just skinny
by Skinnypennis_ July 27, 2018

When you fuck her ass so hard, she bleeds and blushes at the same time. Women love it! Try it with your girlfriend.
by FUCKmyASS27 October 12, 2017
