Gonk

A Pom Pom or furry ball, often a key ring or accessory.

"Could you please grab my house key it's the one with the gonk"

by Junkiebum January 21, 2018

Gonk Boys

Boys from algonquin high school in northboro, massachusetts. Mostly consists of white people.

Person 1: Should I ask out jeremy?
Person 2: Of course you should, Gonk Boys are the hottest.

by Fitlookinswag December 3, 2020

Gonk

A descriptive word for when one of your mates is being a bit retarded. Or a descriptive word to insult and harm a enemy of yours.

“Awww fuck off lewis ya fat smelly gonk”

by YNW smelly December 4, 2020

Gonk

A word usually said between online conversations to confuse the people who are talking and make them stop. Can be used when you don't like what the people are talking about.

User no. 1: Hey dude, do you hate cacti?
User no. 2: Yeah. There's a guy who's always talking about cacti. It's real cringe and annoying.
You: Gonk

by Giant Wonker December 11, 2020

Gonked

Being so messed up you think you are on Venus.

Dude I’m so Gonked I’m on Venus.

by Преп December 31, 2020

gonked

to get whacked really hard by something, especially on one’s head. The hardcore version of “bonked”.

“Dude got totally gonked by that falling anvil just now!”
“Did you hear about that guy that got smacked with a can of twisted tea? Like just straight up gonked.”

by deactivated_0 January 24, 2021

Gonk

Gert Long C**k.

‘You’ve got a Gonk!!’

by bxxxraaa April 21, 2021