goatseman

God of Goatse, or main deity of Goatseism.

Goatseman is my god.

by orf October 27, 2002

Georgia Goatse

The maneuver in which one partner stretches their anus and the other partner horks loogie in it.

Oh man, I just did a Georgia Goatse to my wife

by LouieLua March 6, 2008

Goatse

An internet photo of a man streching his anus to un-realistic proportions.

( )O( ) <-Anus

"You've been goatse'd!"

by Sir Scorn November 20, 2007

goatee

A particular beard and mustach that is grown for the
pleasure of the few women who know what it is there for.

Sir, you have a very handsome Goatee. May I try a ride on it?

Not until we get to know each other. Dow you like apples?
Yes. Okay, Myplace or your's?

by William Bosworth June 7, 2007

goatsepomorphic

Similar to anthropomorphic, however goatsepomorphic attributes goatse like properties to other objects, either intentionally or inadvertently.

The 'goatseland' image from the definition of goatse is a prime example of goatsepomorphic imagery.

by kaytwo May 27, 2006

anti-goatee

The opposite of a goatee. All the hair except for the chin and lip are grown out.

Wolverine rocks the anti-goatee.

by jonomicon September 17, 2007

ghoastee

pronounced "ghost + tee"
Very thin, unprominent facial hair. Usually because a young man is making an effort at growing a goatee or beard when his hair is not yet thick enough. The ghost, or shade, of a goatee.

You're still too young for facial hair. That ghoastee just makes you look stupid.

Dude, you have to shave off your ghoastee.

by gingitsune23 May 13, 2008