you got it

1. I agree

2 I will give you what you requested
You got it. There are many things that don't quite add up in this report.
by The Return of Light Joker December 07, 2010
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Got Schlonged

According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.
She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.
by ImperialFleet1 December 22, 2015
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ain't got no

Often used to mean "don't have any," it literally means the opposite.

ain't was originally a contraction of "am not" or "are not," and should only be used in the first person. However, as it has still not been accepted into "proper" English like its counterparts won't and can't, few people see any problem with further "misuse" of the word.

"I ain't got no money" literally means "I am not got no money," which makes no sense at all, but is nonetheless understood to mean "I have no money."

It is an example of a double negative, where the contraction "n't" and the following "not" should cancel each other out. However, very few people realize (or care) about this, and the phrase remains in common use.
I ain't got no idea what you be talkin' about.
by Lady Chevalier March 06, 2004
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got laid

having hot sweaty sex
Men tend to be happy after getting laid.
Raquel: I wonder why he was being so nice today in class
Emily: Maybe he got laid for the first time
by the man and the teacher February 26, 2009
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Ain't got

Ain't got is defined as do not have.
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Got Israeled

I was sitting at my table and someone asked if they can join. I said yes and after that i was asked to leave the table because they have a meeting. I think I just got israeled.
by ocosag October 27, 2023
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You got it

Can be used in a sarcastic tone implying that the person has the stage when someone is cracking jokes on person stating “you got it
Man look at this guy and his big feet “he must be a clown”

Nah you got it
by Brickhouse_70 September 05, 2021
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