by Andrew is gy September 13, 2021

When you dont want to have sex so you use a crystal geyser water bottle and stick it where the sun dont shine for her enjoyment, must be intoxicated.
"Nah I didnt want to so I hit her with the Fremont Geyser in the back seat of my car." " You nasty bastard."
by MikeOxmaul247 July 13, 2021

Pussy from fat girls with massive meat flaps that squirts out pussy juice like the Yellowstone supervolcano.
by noirfra December 4, 2024

Full name; Pimple Pussy Geyser. When stimulating a womens pussy and her pleasure filled convulsions cause a zit near or on her vagina to pop shooting the puss inside all over her partner.
Chad: "Rachel gave me a P.P. Geyser while I was eating her out last night, I really couldn't wash my face off enough..."
Chris: "Bro you need to dump her before word gets out she did that."
Chris: "Bro you need to dump her before word gets out she did that."
by Ram Ranch Jr. June 4, 2019

An effect caused by inserting "mentos" and diet soda up ones arse. Very distant cousin to butt chugging
Wow! Thay dude got so hammered last night that we paid him $20 bucks to shove Mentos and diet soda up his ass! It was a total Chocolate Geyser in the living room!
by cowdungminge August 3, 2017

When your getting head, and you cum while being deep throated, and she doesn't expect it and your cum squirts out her nostril.
by zerofuks11 October 5, 2016
