Shit Geyser

a Shit Geyser is when someone has diarrhea, doesn't wipe, and then swiftly sits down, causing the diarrhea pooled in the ass cheeks to displace and explode out the top of their butt cheeks, resulting in a Shit Geyser

"give me all the money in the register or else I will Shit Geyser everywhere

by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 03, 2024

Great Wall of Geysers

A large wall-like structure comprised of elderly men giving the man in front of him a reach around.

Ron: "Hey man, why's the road blocked off?"
Billy: "Shit man, there's a Great Wall of Geysers blocking the intersection!"
Ron: "Shit man, let's join em'!"

by dudeimtireduniverse June 07, 2019

chocolate geyser

An effect caused by inserting "mentos" and diet soda up ones arse. Very distant cousin to butt chugging

Wow! Thay dude got so hammered last night that we paid him $20 bucks to shove Mentos and diet soda up his ass! It was a total Chocolate Geyser in the living room!

by cowdungminge August 03, 2017

blood geyser

The act of a woman squriting during sex while on their period.

My girl discovered she's a squirter when she hit me with a blood geyser last night

by Poetiq January 04, 2017

Salty geyser

Ejaculate in partners mouth then tell your best joke

Stand back..

Avoid it like a salty geyser .
Funnier than a salty geyser.

by Sweet misogyny January 25, 2023

Floppy Geyser

Pussy from fat girls with massive meat flaps that squirts out pussy juice like the Yellowstone supervolcano.

That fat jawn really got that floppy geyser.

by noirfra December 05, 2024

geyser under pressure

The act of urinating while your penis is fully erect, referred to also as Mount St. Urin, Morning wood surprise, or uncorking the yellow.

Dude, I woke up this morning at full mast and unleashed one helluva geyser under pressure

by Wetbackeralamo69 May 12, 2015