The gene passed down from one person to another, resulting in a future engineer. Tell-tale signs in such a person include an inexplicable love for creating problems to solve (technical or mechanical) when there's absolutely no need to, the constant need to find solutions for everyday issues that no one else gives a crap about, know-it-all syndrome, and the inability to admit they're wrong. Are usually social inept to some degree.
On a side note, this is also why engineering jobs have hierarchies (like worker, head engineer of division 2, chief engineer of all divisions, etc.) If they didn't have an orderly and number-oriented way to say "the bill stops here" they'ed never get anything done.
On a side note, this is also why engineering jobs have hierarchies (like worker, head engineer of division 2, chief engineer of all divisions, etc.) If they didn't have an orderly and number-oriented way to say "the bill stops here" they'ed never get anything done.
Normal person: I'm bored, I'd go on the computer but the internet's so fricking slow today...
Person with engineering gene: I'm bored. I think I'll take apart the computer. Oh, look, the internet's not working. I think I'll spend the whole afternoon solving that problem
instead.
Person with engineering gene: I'm bored. I think I'll take apart the computer. Oh, look, the internet's not working. I think I'll spend the whole afternoon solving that problem
instead.
by GeekiestGirl December 05, 2011
The act of yelling at your sons friends while their playing Marco pollo in your dingy swimming pool that so happens to be green.
by Jordi El Niño August 03, 2019
NOT your HALF sis, or your STEP sis, but your REAL, GENUINE, GENE sis! She got ALL of her genes from the same two people you did!
The title "gene sis" is normally irrelevant, unless you are already mentioning your half sis, step sis, bridge sis, side step sis, or skip sis.
by Mrs. Brady July 23, 2006
A stupid, mainstream movie, that panders to the lowest common denominator and takes little thought to appreciate.
Jeff - "I just watched 'Employee of the Month' with Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson"
Josh - "Ugh....sounds like a 'Gene pick'."
Josh - "Ugh....sounds like a 'Gene pick'."
by Slick Mittens December 04, 2010
When a geographical area has nothing to offer and everybody with the ability to leave moves out. This leaves a very small dating pool for those that remain. Thus, instead having a gene pool, the area has a gene cup which leads to inbreeding.
Shane, did you ever notice there are only three last names in Davis county?
Yah, the gene cup is pretty small there. Half the kids in Brandi’s class drew a family stick when she had them draw their family trees.
Yah, the gene cup is pretty small there. Half the kids in Brandi’s class drew a family stick when she had them draw their family trees.
by W.R.Slade November 06, 2023
by Awesomebro1 December 28, 2011
A gene that gives a person the incredibly bothersome characteristic of "bull shitting" everything that he/she says. It is typically found in men, particularly farmers, lawyers, police officers, politicians, P.E. teachers, NASA, and people who watch NASCAR and WWE. It is a condition also commonly found in pharmacists, especially when they are attempting to explain to you why it has taken 13 years to put 3 blue pills in a plastic bottle.
It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.
This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.
As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.
It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.
This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.
As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.
Mel Gibson has the bullshit gene. He is always babbling on about things he knows nothing about and is frequently proven wrong. And when this happens, he will bullshit another reason as to why he got the answer wrong.
by dontcallmeredscarfranks January 20, 2012