Gareth

Gareth’s are one of the kindest people known to mankind. You will never catch them without a smile. They are hard-working, clever, funny and caring, and a one in a million person. These people can crack jokes so naturally and will never fail to make you laugh. You guys don’t realise how lucky you are to know a Gareth.

Person 1: Hi I just met a guy called Gareth.
Person 2: How was he?
Person 1: Absolutely amazing!

by CheesyMarshmallow December 18, 2021

Gareth

Rhyming slang derived from the coffee adverts by popular 70s and 80s actor Gareth Hunt. Linked with his hand gestures in the ads which led to coffee beans.

FFS, that bloke is a complete and utter Gareth

by Gareth Hunt's wrist action June 6, 2019

Gareth Mellor

Ex Deputy-Head Of Kettlethorpe High School, fat nonce, owns 11500 videos of child porn. Likes to pull girls skirts down for a hobby, how did we not realise earlier seemed pretty obvious? have fun in prison gazza xx please fuck off and never come back x

🎵Gareth Mellor Paedophile he plays with little children, he takes em to kettlethorpe to sexually abuse them🎵
Also Father of harry croft, like father like son.

by Gazzaaaaaa November 19, 2023

Gareth

A rapist. He has raped many people including his sister

Gareth was just here watch out

by Zia’s Lover November 6, 2017

Gareth

A man who has no idea of what is going on 95% of the time.

"Oi that Gareth over there is so cooked"

by woodzzaayyyyy November 22, 2016