Gareth

Normally a guy that will make the girls laugh and has an amazing technique between the sheets be it oral fingers or his large penis will never stop till the women is satisfied also a good listener but very quiet so be beware he will take your wife!

How was your date last night ?
His name was Gareth need I say more !
You certainly don't lucky cow

by Doomlord3000 February 4, 2022

Gareth Morgan Special

To euthanise a cat, or group of cats. Named for a high profile millionaire in New Zealand who has been outspoken on his hatred of cats. Morgan has tales openly of his desire to eradicate the domestic housecat from NZ. He has called them sadists and serial killers who have “got to go”

Fuck, mate! If your cat keeps acting like that I’ll have to give it the Gareth Morgan Special!

by SalamanderJones May 13, 2021

Gareth

The Rizzly Bear

The Gareth jumped out of nowhere to rizz his friends

by Existiting GOAT February 27, 2023

Gareth

The Rizzly Bear

The Gareth rizzed up his friends with lolly pops.

by Existiting GOAT February 27, 2023

Gareth Southgate

A domestic terrorist that has caused significant psychological harm to an entire nation.

Also fuck Spain.

"I heard Gareth Southgate wears a life vest into the bath"
"Gareth Southgate? Isn't he the mug that missed the penalty"

by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024