Born on planet Goobie Woobie and said to be the most powerful being in the universe. His powers go beyond the realms of man. The highest midichlorian count, even higher than that of Master Yoda.
'All hail Gaper Bingzoid'
'Darth Mr Denmark, your powers are no match for me; Master Gaper Bingzoid'
'Darth Mr Denmark, your powers are no match for me; Master Gaper Bingzoid'
by WisconsinJoe December 3, 2024
Get the Gaper Bingzoidmug. A new skier with little to no skill, and insists to go on harder, higher speed trails only to keep their legs spread open wide and skis in triangle formation to stay slow the entire time.
Skier 1: "Dude, I was going down a black diamond and I almost ran into some slow ass gaper on my way down!"
Skier 2: "Ha, what a fucking idiot"
Skier 2: "Ha, what a fucking idiot"
by Some Educated Clown November 29, 2020
Get the Gapermug. by Landon De Loume August 27, 2025
Get the Gaper your Bingzoidmug. by chunymunkeysexymuffin July 27, 2016
Get the anal gapermug. The soon to be released novel that chronicles the story of a Whale and a Mouse that prove their love to one another through gaping.
by Lrfbb July 27, 2021
Get the Tales of a Gapermug.