I hate being the Gristler of the family.
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Just as you are about to pull out of her can, slide your pecker out sideways to collect a good bit of chocolate from her factory. Then, cram your pecker so far into her mouth she is forced to gag. This elicits a sharp inhale and most times a toothy, clamped down retreat from her gullet. By doing this, she collects the scrum inside her mouth and has in the process cleaned your shank of her foul, nasty shit.
The dumb bitch will need a good mouthwash and won't soon ATM again, but she will learn her lesson.
Just as you are about to pull out of her can, slide your pecker out sideways to collect a good bit of chocolate from her factory. Then, cram your pecker so far into her mouth she is forced to gag. This elicits a sharp inhale and most times a toothy, clamped down retreat from her gullet. By doing this, she collects the scrum inside her mouth and has in the process cleaned your shank of her foul, nasty shit.
The dumb bitch will need a good mouthwash and won't soon ATM again, but she will learn her lesson.
Bill: Man, Janelle is such a bitch.
Luke: What did she do bro?
Bill: She wouldn't swallow for me again last night.
Luke: Damn dude, what are you going to do about that?
Bill: Already done dude. I hit her up with a "Gristler" this morning and she won't soon forget that I'm the boss.
Luke: What did she do bro?
Bill: She wouldn't swallow for me again last night.
Luke: Damn dude, what are you going to do about that?
Bill: Already done dude. I hit her up with a "Gristler" this morning and she won't soon forget that I'm the boss.
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A Gen X man whose sensibilities lie somewhere in the space between Boomer and Edgelord. Recognizing that their jokes offend some, they partially redact statements by mildly defending them with another equally offensive attempt at humor. They neither fully endorse the "always right" ways of the Boomer, nor the nihilistic "everyone's wrong" ways of the edgelord.
"He did an impression, then said Apu in The Simpsons was still hilariously funny and we're losing our sense of humor. I said it was offensive, and he responded with a joke about asking the guy at 7-11 if it offended them, but they 'turned out to be Mexican and that explains the salsa slurpees'. Ugh, they aren't the worst, but definitely a Gristlelord."
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Hulse nems: Hey, what happened to Mark? I haven't seen him in a couple days.
Tankersly: He got grissle dick after getting fucked over at a Grizzlies tryout
Hulse nems: Shit, why did he go? Its just a sham for the coaches to make money
Tankersly: Thats what I told him, at least he took 50 baseballs from them
Hulse nems: Shit, if anything?
Tankersly: He got grissle dick after getting fucked over at a Grizzlies tryout
Hulse nems: Shit, why did he go? Its just a sham for the coaches to make money
Tankersly: Thats what I told him, at least he took 50 baseballs from them
Hulse nems: Shit, if anything?
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