gortz

The shits its what happens when you get sick and your blowing mud also known as soup poo

God damnit i know i shouldnt hjave eaten at that all you can eat chinese buffet right next to the tatoo parlor now i have got the gortz!

by TinfoilHelmet May 20, 2005

gortiful

a combination of the words gorgeous and beautiful. a way to describe an extremely good looking girl

did you see jess, she is soo gortiful

by Robby Alcorn November 25, 2007

gortiful

putting together beautiful and gorgeous, another way to describe an extremely good looking girl, another name for j.c.

wow, did you see that girl she is gortiful

by Robby Alcorn November 19, 2007

gortiful

the combination of beautiful and gorgeous, to explain an amazingly good looking girl

did you see jess? she is sooo gortiful

by Robby Alcorn November 21, 2007

gortick

When happy, you are gortick.It means to be ready for whats ahead. And to plan even when ready.

If your gortick, you plan to succeed so you will be ready and have no problems.

"Wow I am gortick for j.r high,and for high school.

by downcali March 22, 2008

Gortunitus

To eat and cry at the same time.

Example: "Im so sad he *munches on food* left me *cries, opens mouth of food* he was the love of my *sniffes, bellows, food falls out of mouth letting cry go* LIIIIIIFE! :Gortunitus:

by Cyketor July 30, 2011

gortonectomy

When someone born in Gorton a very rough neighborhood in Manchester, England leaves and tries to erase all traces of his/her past out of shame and embarrassment he has had a gortonectomy. It is a difficult procedure As they say you can take the girl out of Gorton but you can't take Gorton out of the girl.

I left Gorton 20 years ago but my gortonectomy is not yet complete.

by tofromcafe October 10, 2016