Gonk

The sound a legendary god, The Gonk Droid, worshipped by millions, makes.

Gonk. Gonk. Gonk gonk. Gonk.

by Dork Maul August 21, 2019

Gonk

One person in particular: pays women to have sex with him whilst his girlfriend is at home: also drinks alcohol daily and has a receding hairline

Mark is a gonk

by Ehoknows80 July 15, 2020

Gonk fuck

When you fuck her ass so hard, she bleeds and blushes at the same time. Women love it! Try it with your girlfriend.

She loves being gonk fucked . Gonk fuck is the best!

by FUCKmyASS27 October 12, 2017

Gonk

Gert Long C**k.

‘You’ve got a Gonk!!’

by bxxxraaa April 21, 2021

GONK

GONK is a being beyond perception and puny mortals that u can't even understand the super sexy big GONK Not to be confused with GONK who is a Fag

Skinnypennis-Did u hear GONK is awesome
Normal OBG Normie-yes Skinnypennis now let me suck ur Skinnypennis which is defiantly not small just skinny

by Skinnypennis_ July 27, 2018

Gonk

Valuable loot/treasure or gear, generally better or a higher tier piece equipment that you currently have equipped.

“Let’s drop at the military base, that’s where you find all the best gonk!”

by BandoBran August 1, 2021

Gonk

A word meaning just about anything, depending on context.

•Bro, that’s gonked up!
•Hnng! I’m gonna gonk!
•Oooh! Right in the gonk!

by McGonkals April 20, 2019