Gonk

v.
1. to sleep/to attempt to sleep
2. to log off (of the computer) for the night

Can be used as an exclamation with "good" placed before it.
Ella: "I'm gonna gonk."
John: "Good gonk!"
by SinkCat August 14, 2024
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Gonk

One person in particular: pays women to have sex with him whilst his girlfriend is at home: also drinks alcohol daily and has a receding hairline
Mark is a gonk
by Ehoknows80 July 15, 2020
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Gonk

A word usually said between online conversations to confuse the people who are talking and make them stop. Can be used when you don't like what the people are talking about.
User no. 1: Hey dude, do you hate cacti?
User no. 2: Yeah. There's a guy who's always talking about cacti. It's real cringe and annoying.
You: Gonk
by Giant Wonker December 12, 2020
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GONK

1. someone who is very stupid or unsanitary

2. something that is very unsanitary or unhygienic
1. "That guy/girl is 'gonk' "

2. "the school bathrooms are 'gonk' "
by Whitepeople.com February 18, 2020
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Gonk

Valuable loot/treasure or gear, generally better or a higher tier piece equipment that you currently have equipped.
“Let’s drop at the military base, that’s where you find all the best gonk!”
by BandoBran August 01, 2021
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The definition of a gonk originally was for a doll with a frizzy beard and long hat.

In different terms a gonk is an idiot, someone who is incompetent, and/or can’t function properly.
You are an absolute gonk! Or You’re straight up just a pure gonk.
by LenOfTheLaw September 20, 2023
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An annoying, troll-like creature.
Pippa is such a gonk!
by Noav September 06, 2016
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