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furnface

furnface,also known as furn or ferny, is an amazing person that deserves all the love and happiness in this world. they're funny , pretty and very kind . everyone should love her . - mimi<3
-do you know that I am friend with furnface?
-really?you must be very lucky!
-yes i am hehe
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Busted Suite of Furniture

Term originating Ballygawley N.I

means a woman who is worse that a busted sofa aka sooo sexually active her stuffing is now hanging out of her vagina. A busted suite of furniture means not only has the sofa been wrecked but the other sets also.
Sean: I went to shag her last night and took one look at her pussy and looked like a busted suite of furniture the amount of damage done to it.

Jamie: ewww did u shag her then?

Sean: well any holes a goal.
by MarieLouise November 12, 2007
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eating furniture

When i was twelve i was six three, when i went to play championships for our basketball tournament this guy said, "That guy must eat furniture he's huge!"
by JOE_BLOW April 3, 2004
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moving furniture

'Moving funiture' is a way to tell your buddys that you had sex with a hot girl friend after helping her to move house. In other words boasting to your buddys in the bar afterwards by saying "She really like moving" or "we moved the the funiture six times when I help her move in."
Alex:"Last night I helped Elizabeth move."
Graham: "How did it go?"
Alex: "We were moving furniture all night,six times in all! It made saturday at work so hard."
Graham: "Six times in one night you greedy bastard. I am glad work sucked."
by littel Jon March 6, 2007
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furniture

Office workers that have been there so long, and do so little, that you only notice them when they move or are missing.
Hey where's Fred? It's like somebody took a piece of the furniture !
by The Pirate of Pissants April 25, 2011
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Face Furniture

Sunglasses normally quite big and/or flash
He's rockin some shit hot Face Furniture yo!!
by MinXylaBoo August 19, 2008
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furnothrop

The Furnothrop is found and excavated in Eastern Antarctica. It is known for its rough texture, and brown/tan hue. It is quite expensive and unknown to those in the urban areas of the world. As it is the Furnothrop. Which is found and excavated in Eastern Antarctica.
Says the eccentric customer
-"Oh waiter!Yes. I would like the Ostrich Burger with a large heaping of furnothrop. And please, don't be cheap with the gravy. Oh! And I know of the horrible service here, and I will report you if my Borscht soup is at all cold. Wait what's that? It's supposed to be cold? Well then. On your way!"
by Sammiexx May 15, 2006
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