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Friend

Some one that'll fuck you over, and you don't even mind
by I am mason price April 29, 2013
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A friend is a person who... wait, whats a friend?
Person 1: I'm autistic and suicidal pls halp. Person 2: It's okay friend, just kill yourself you fucking idiot
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Someone who's there to help you zip your pants.
*stands with fly down facing friend* "Hey, could you zip this?"

*friend zips pants withough question* "The fake nails got in the way again didn't they?"

"Yeah..."
by lives4music14 September 12, 2011
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Someone who doesn't want to have sex with you.
Me: "Would you have sex with me?"
Friend: "No dude, I'm your friend."
by NikkiNoMad October 10, 2014
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A friend is someone who looks out for you, and you look out for them, they help you when you are down and they make you laugh. A friend is someone whom you can trust with a secret. And you can do the same for them.
by Rmms_Robloxians February 17, 2015
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A friend is a person you can trust, a caring, loving, and brave person. They are willing to risk their lives to safe yours in a instant. They are always there if you need a shoulder to cry on and they stay by your side no matter what. I was once told by a friend, "When we grow old and we become distant, we will always be there for each other, still. If you call me from Paris, France and you need my help, I will fly a million miles to get to you, because that is what friends do." I still wonder if what she said will always be true. I have lost a lot of "friends" but I will never lose my true friend. The person that is always there for me. Everyone deserves a true friend.
I lost a friend once over a fight about a boy, as stupid as that sounds, but my true friend and I, no matter what kind of fights we got in, we always remembered how important we are to each other. How important we will ALWAYS be to each other.
by TheGirlWhoLovesEveryone November 12, 2016
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A term you use to refer to someone who you can be yourself around and don't need to modify your natural, inherent, or otherwise learned behavior(s) for whatever dumb reason other people hate each other for some dumb other reason for.
Yo, my friends are true friends. When I'm around them, I feel good, frosted flakes good. Except when they tell me I'm an asshole and that I'm wrong about things. Then they piss me off until time passes and I realize that they were right and I'm a gosh dang idiot who probably shouldn't be drinking 2 pints of booze a day and asking random chinese men if they'd be willing to give me a haircut.
by Astromyxin December 3, 2018
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