Friend

Someone who's there to help you zip your pants.

*stands with fly down facing friend* "Hey, could you zip this?"

*friend zips pants withough question* "The fake nails got in the way again didn't they?"

"Yeah..."

by lives4music14 September 12, 2011

Friend

Some one that'll fuck you over, and you don't even mind

HA you a gay ass friend
Thanks

by I am mason price April 29, 2013

Friend

A friend is a person who... wait, whats a friend?

Person 1: I'm autistic and suicidal pls halp. Person 2: It's okay friend, just kill yourself you fucking idiot

by xX_SUICIDALLILPUMP420666_Xx June 17, 2018

Friend

A friend is someone who looks out for you, and you look out for them, they help you when you are down and they make you laugh. A friend is someone whom you can trust with a secret. And you can do the same for them.

You are my best friend!

by Rmms_Robloxians February 17, 2015

Friend

A special thing that I do not have

I'm so lonely because I don't have any friends

by Kuroko-sama April 27, 2017

Friend

Someone who doesn't want to have sex with you.

Me: "Would you have sex with me?"
Friend: "No dude, I'm your friend."

by NikkiNoMad October 10, 2014

Friend

A term you use to refer to someone who you can be yourself around and don't need to modify your natural, inherent, or otherwise learned behavior(s) for whatever dumb reason other people hate each other for some dumb other reason for.

Yo, my friends are true friends. When I'm around them, I feel good, frosted flakes good. Except when they tell me I'm an asshole and that I'm wrong about things. Then they piss me off until time passes and I realize that they were right and I'm a gosh dang idiot who probably shouldn't be drinking 2 pints of booze a day and asking random chinese men if they'd be willing to give me a haircut.

by Astromyxin December 3, 2018