freckle fest

two people with freckles (or gingers) having any kind of sexual intercourse.

b-"garrett is dating jaymie!"
t-" no way! not another ginger"
b-" hahaha i know."
b-" where is he anyways?"
t-" i bet you hes with jaymie having a freckle fest"
b" hahahahah!"

by mistergatorboots15 April 20, 2010

freckle bowl

the little dots of shit left all over the inside of the toilet bowl after a particullary explosive episode of diarrhea.

person #1 "dude, what did you do! the inside of my toilet looks like a jackson pollock!"

person #2 "sorry for the freckle bowl but I think that my hot wings, prunes and apple cider snack finally caught up with me."

by Johnny-P March 7, 2012

freckle past a hair

A reply used when someone asks for the time from someone that clearly doesn't have a watch on.

1: What time is it?
2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It's a freckle past a hair.

by ClovenStrife August 8, 2011

Freckling

Act of farting on someone's face or body and leaving fecal residue resembling freckles.

Dude, last night at Tom's party, Kolby passed out and somebody freckled his face!!!!!

Yeah, freckling it was!!!.

by Michu19 January 18, 2011

Freckle-wrecker

A gay man, poofter, Arse-bandit, Homosexual, ETC

"He won't touch her,, he's a freckle-wrecker"

by stanute February 27, 2010

Freckleitis

When the Irish are exposed to the rare phenomenon of sun, with the result being an explosion of freckles. (Good luck if youre waiting on that tan hi)

Jeese twas a quare day hi. Sure look at the freckleitis of me!

by Podgeen June 10, 2018

freckle head

A person with an unusually small head

Kev that chick you are dating is a freckle head

by httpete September 24, 2018