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Lauren fitz

a Lauren fitz sings like a rusty hamster wheel. they look like a potato that you stepped on and can't get out of the bottom of your shoe mixed with a little mushroom. they are so spastic and they run like a fat ass goat. if you ever come in contact with one RUN because they will most likely have herpes.
person 1: Whats that screeching sound?
Person 2: oh its just a Lauren Fitz
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019
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fitze

fitze is an alternate name for every guy wich can be used in every case.
hey Fitze!
are you going to bang Fitze tonight?
Fitze is such a handsome guy.
by therealfitze June 8, 2017
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Fitz

The funniest person you will meet , always make you laugh and you could never stay mad at him for too long . The most quiet when around people he doesn’t know but if he knows you he will act so goofy . His name is always mentioned and has a talent no one else has
Thats just Fitz he cool tho thats still my man
by Noreason2121 November 23, 2021
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Fitz in my bits

when Terry Fitzgerald, aliases Terry Fitz, Terrance Gerald, Ter-bear, Fitty, Ferry Titz, etc. is in, well, your bits!
"Oh... Terry is so hot!"
"I know, I want fitz in my bits!"
by johnny5617 July 24, 2024
mugGet the Fitz in my bitsmug.

Fitz

Fitz is a man who knows no bounds. A man who pays no attention to boundaries and obstacles, he will steal your food but will always pretend he doesn’t. He is a knowledgable and caring fella who will indulge himself sexually regularly with whoever snapchats him (basically everyone). He spends hours shaving his balls and ends up pulling his back out. He is a loyal and kind friend however watch yourself because he is cuttingly honest, a respectable and yet scary attribute. One thing that must be added is how long this man will take to leave a house. However this man is funny and a good person to smoke a lot of weed with.
Where’s fitz? Oh he’s not here.
by Hdhssisnsnsnzj November 11, 2021
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