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The lazy fireman

When you goin in hard then you proceed to pull out. Then light the pussy hair on fire and jizz to put it out
Ayo my ex gave me the lazy fireman and now my pussy looks like a schnauzer with 3rd degree burns
by Crack15 August 30, 2019
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Party like a Fireman

"Party like a Fireman" is a quote from "The Wrestler" a movie made in 2008 starring Mickey Rourke. Here is what is happening: There is a famous wrestler. After 10 years, he's (kind of) retired. A (fan)girl of his asks if he wants to party. He asks "How do you want to party?" She says "Let's party like a fireman!" Then, you see him and her, in the bathroom, humping fast, standing up.
Let's Party like a Fireman!
by ds777fighter March 27, 2010
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the fireman

A method of masturbation, where the male takes his erect penis and quickly runs his hands down the shaft as if he was a fireman unrolling a long hose. When he ejaculates, he shakes the penis violently while making the sound of a water hose, to simulate a powerful fire hose.
Jeffrey did the fireman to his girlfriend.
by Rory O'Hooligan October 30, 2007
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Bavarian Fireman

The act of lighting one's pubic hair on fire, walking into the room, and dousing the flaming area with a pre-filled jar of reproductive liquid (Baby Gravy)
Sex with the Mrs. was getting kinda boring, so I decided to spice it up by giving her the old Bavarian Fireman.
by Piratezebra12 April 4, 2011
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Boston Fireman

The act of applying a topical, rubefacient, heat rub (such as Deep Heat or Dencorub), then having sexual intercourse. The cream causes a burning sensation for both parties - when the heat is intolerable, the man urinates in the affected orifice(s) to douse the internal "fire".
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Boston Fireman.
by firefighterrick October 1, 2009
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happy fireman

A Happy Fireman is a sexual practice that involves a man who holds onto his wiener as if it were an out-of-control fire hose, spraying his come wildly all over his partner as if he were putting out a fire.
Girl 1: Whats that in your hair?
Girl 2: Dont ask. My boyfriend was a Happy Fireman last night.
by EmilyAnne716 July 27, 2008
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The Fireman

A sexual act where the male lights his partner on fire with a flame thrower and quickly puts the fire out with his own semen.
I did the fireman with your mom last night. I didn't put the fire out fast enough and she died.
by Mexicrackerjoseph January 27, 2010
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