by TeenTeen April 19, 2018
Get the Jalapeño firecracker mug.When a girl is on her period, she takes a condom and fills it up with her blood. When the condom is filled with blood, she freezes it. When the blood has been frozen, she removes it and uses it for masturbation.
If she eats the frozen blood when she's finished, then this is called a spicy tamale.
If she eats the frozen blood when she's finished, then this is called a spicy tamale.
My girlfriend was being really bitchy to me while she was on her period, so I told her that she should make herself a firecracker to cheer herself up.
by Mordecai Xenophilius 9000 January 28, 2010
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Q: Did you have fun with that girl you took home last night?
A: It was alright, but I think she's just a firecracker.
A: It was alright, but I think she's just a firecracker.
by Publius23 August 9, 2006
Get the firecracker mug.when the 5 black men came in the cup the girl said she wanted a "firecracker" so they put hot sauce in it and she downed it.
by chris Chisholm April 19, 2006
Get the FireCracker mug.When a horny individual is receiving anal penitration and his or her partner pulls outs, and throws in a lit firecracker. The partner proceeds to deepen the firecrack with it's penis or strap on, to ensure maximum depth is achieved. When the firecrack explodes, a mixture of blood, cum, and shit comes out (we like to call this mixture 'baby jesus juice').
The partner then catches this mixture and keeps it in his closet and lets it age for some time.
When it has reached desired age, mix it with 'Minute Maid Orange Juice' and serve it at a Tampa Bay Devil Rays Game...
Whilst the victims are drinking the 'b.j.j.', shit and fart as much as possible.
The partner then catches this mixture and keeps it in his closet and lets it age for some time.
When it has reached desired age, mix it with 'Minute Maid Orange Juice' and serve it at a Tampa Bay Devil Rays Game...
Whilst the victims are drinking the 'b.j.j.', shit and fart as much as possible.
Bob:: Hey carl,
Carl:: Ya Bob?
Bob:: Whats that thing you gave that one guy?
Carl:: Sifilus?
Bob:: No the other thing.
Carl:: Oh, a Florida Firecracker.
Carl:: Ya Bob?
Bob:: Whats that thing you gave that one guy?
Carl:: Sifilus?
Bob:: No the other thing.
Carl:: Oh, a Florida Firecracker.
by b h January 2, 2009
Get the florida firecracker mug.you light a roman candle and jam it into your penis whole and fuck a girl with blond hair and before you cum pull out and explode on her face
by UncleSam1143 June 26, 2009
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