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Jonah Falcon

Jonah Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an actor and writer. He is perhaps best known for the size of his penis, measuring 9½ inches (24 cm) flaccid and 13½ inches (34 cm) erect.
Jonah Falcon appeared in the May 2003 issue of Rolling Stone.
by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005
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falcon pawnch

the act of screaming FALCUN PAWNCH as you aireally punch somebody while being a ninja
dude: hey man whos that on the roof?
CAPTAIN FALCON: FALCON PAWNCH!!!!
other dude: O SHIT!!!! LETS GET OUTA HERE
by tlarge February 28, 2009
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Captain Falcon

He is the main racer of F-Zero series. Captain Falcon is a race pilot of the F-Zero grand prix. His racer, the Blue Falcon is one of the fastest on the track. When hes not on fast lane, C.Falcon is known as a relentless bounty hunter. He is 36 years old. Not only is he a threat on the track, but also to other Nintendo characters in bopth Smash Bros games, where his power and agility make him a feared opponent.
by Samurai Katsu October 15, 2003
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falcon fuck

An extremely hard and violent penetration manuver that remsembles the falcon punch of Captain Falcon in Super Smash Brothers. The man runs and leaps in the air towards the bitch and pelvic thrusts as hard as he can upon landing on the bitch, thus destroying her vaginal cavity. Upon performing this manuver, the man screams "Falcon Fuck!" CAUTION: This fuck could be your last.
I was tired of listen to the bitch whine so I falcon fucked her. It was the hardest penetration I have ever inflicted.
by Snake Eyes October 30, 2006
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falconSQUAD

The most violent and ruthless E ganggang on the web, ruled by OG ThugOverLord.
falconSQUAD kills all the ops
by OG ThugOverLord July 25, 2017
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Blue Falcon

Term originating from the military meaning a "buddy fucker". Someone who is a fuckoff and drags their buddies into shit with them.
Private Pyle got caught with a jelly donut in his footlocker and his platoon got smoked because of it. Pyle is a Blue Falcon.
by Infidel Partisan January 17, 2005
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Fallon Bowman

Ex-guitarist and background vocalist for the alternative metal band Kittie from the time period of 1996-2001.

Founder of current project Amphibious Assault, an industrial band, with ex-Kittie band mate Talena Atfield.
No example for Fallon Bowman, it does not make sense!
by CruzDemon April 16, 2007
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