futuluhtoogan

niggas that get all the bitches, life is great and everything goes their way

bro I wish I was a futuluhtoogan, my life sucks rn

by pretty 🎀 April 29, 2024

futuluhtoogan

better than jittleyangs

im a jittleyang

EWWWWWWW futuluhtoogans r better

by flowerfulandpowerful April 29, 2024

Futuluhtoogan

A slang word originating on Tiktok at the end of 2023 meaning "A person who solves problems stupidly, but their solutions work every time".

Bro 1: Are you a Jittleyang or a Futuluhtoogan?

Bro 2: Futuluhtoogan, because FUCK THE JITTLEYANGS!

by mielosiker April 29, 2024

futuluhtoogan

Somebody that is overweight or nonathletic. They have no rizz and are often a beta male.
The opposite of a jittleyang

Did you see how Weston fumbled that baddie? He is such a futuluhtoogan!

by Zdoggo April 29, 2024

futuluhtoogan

the most sigma niggas who overpower the jittleyangs

"this futuluhtoogan mogs all of us"

by futuluhtoogan4life April 30, 2024

futuluhtoogan

A futuluhtoogan is a title meant for real niggas unlike jittleyangs

Example:
Me: yo Jit are you a jittleyang or futuluhtoogan?

Bro: I’m a futuluhtoogan
Me: my nigga *daps up perfectly*
Alternative world:
Me: yo Jit are you a jittleyang or a futuluhtoogan
Bro: I’m a jittleyang
Me:so you have chosen death *pulls out random ass ak47*

by The real Boston futulutoogan April 30, 2024

futuluhtoogan

The pigs straight up Ls

Futuluhtoogan ain’t nothin’ compared to Jittleyangs

by anonymous April 30, 2024