fruitcake friday

A Fruitcake Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and everyone is a simpleton and having odder than usual behaviours.

Example: 'hey nath who was that fruitcake?'
"It's alright joel it's fruitcake Friday!'

by Noel lodge March 4, 2014

Fruitcake

1. someone who calls someone a fruitcake indicates that they want to do sexual intercourse

2. someone who is a fruity patootie

Come here you fruitcake

by Sandra Shapiro November 20, 2020

fruitcake

makenna is a fruitcake. the sweetest cutest fruitcake ever. will give you a toothache but 15/10 anyway.

my favourite little fruitcake.

by hotandfunandcuteandsexybadbitc March 11, 2022

Fruitcake

1. a Type of cake
2. A child that is a little Pervert

1. Do you Want a fruitcake? Sure! I love Fruitcakes
2. He is a little fruitcake at his age

by 459395 March 5, 2022

The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.

Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!

by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025

Fruitcake

Someone who is always around but nobody wants a piece.

Cat is such a fruitcake.

by jdthejerk December 28, 2016

M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025