fps headache

A headache from pwning too many noobs, espicially via headshots, in first person shooter games.

Soots could no longer pwn noobs because he had a FPS headache. And he couldn't pwn noobs to start with in the first place.

by LoRes August 17, 2007

FPS Nebula

A gay- ass motherfucker who thinks so much about himself but actually is just a little waste of space.

Person 1: Hey have you heard of FPS Nebula before?

Person 2: I think so. He’s that gay little shit isn’t he?

Person 1: Yeh that guy

by Le MemeLord 05 July 29, 2018

Lyndon FPS

A very loud annoying Fortnite streamer that has gone through thousands of dollars worth of keyboards, monitors, and desks but is not bankrupt yet from the 9 year old kids who donate to him.

Wow! Did you see Lyndon FPS lose that game of Fortnite today. The cops came to his house because of a noise complaint

by Name Unavalible November 4, 2018

fp-lab

Group of evil henchmen wearing blue shirts. They wander aimlessly looking for defects to take back to their lair. Once in their lair, they can make wild accusations and investigate their specimens with microscopes and hawk-like vision to find the slightest imperfections. They notify their doomed prey with a call.

The work now begins to find the rest of the imperfections in the system and fix the cause. This can cause days of meetings, excessive paperwork, tounge lashings, file entries, rework, fatigue, blank stares, feelings of hopelessness, vomiting, loose stools, headaches, excessive drinking, loss of employment, and/or hair loss.

Tech A (screaming) : "Don't answer that, it might be the fp-lab!"

Overtime Tech B "Too late, you're screwed! Another Fail!"

Tech A (sobbing in the fetal position) : "I should've bought them donuts."

by Crushed D-teamer July 1, 2011

fps balls

The quantity of nerves and stamina one has to have playing a FPS game.

- Shit, I'm shaking. I have to take a break from this "Alone in the Dark" game.
- That's because you don't have any fps balls. Give me the controller, bitch.

by James Mason Is God December 28, 2008

fps totem

The art of standing on top of a team mate, in a first person shooter style game, in a corner of the map.

How to FPS Totem:
Remaining in the crouched position for other team mates to take advantage of the same blind spot, by crouch-jumping onto your head in Counter Strike.

by lazyfrog February 24, 2013

Fps KermitTF

KermitTF is the type of person to waste his sad sadistic life writing about another person ( he is a pedophile). He still sucks on his mums fat saggy wrinkly tits that honestly look like Aussie grown sultanas. He likes licking the bottom of ball sacks. He always has ashy knees because he likes to suck dick. His chest looks like great pyramid of gyza. He consistently sits in a wooden chair playing Fortnite in the living with TV on max to fucking piss everyone in his party off plus his pc breaks and rages like a pussy. He is biggest troll in real life as well. When he is jealous, he turns into a fucking gremlin, he destroys everything that you like just so it's "even". He makes consistent jokes about midgets cause his tall and that's the only thing that he has good ( tall but disabled). He leeches off other peoples food just because his parents don't care about him as much as his brother.

Girl: hey, Kermit

Fps KermitTF: PLEASE GIVE ME FOOD NOW

Girl: Im hungry though

Kermit : MY PARENTS HATE ME GIVE ME FOOD BITCH

by Inboundbaker470 June 16, 2019