File Maker

A something that makes files.

This is a coffee break courtesy of File Maker (am I the only one who got this mug courtesy of Filke Maker?)

by Rory September 19, 2004

file a complaint

A euphamism for defecating, which is sometimes humourously regarded as a form of silent protest.

Matt arrives late to dinner.

Matt: Where's Scott?

Bob: He didn't like the starter, so he decided to 'file a complaint'.

by Cr4k April 17, 2006

Peter file

An insult for pedophiles due to the word constantly getting censored by Youtubes shadow ban feature.

Raven Queen is a Peter file

by Dukenukem2020 December 12, 2021

shap file

A vector file used in geographic information systems, as spoken by a frustrated GIS user.

For alternate use see crap file.

"Where are the shap files?? Damn it!"

by holmesGIS August 3, 2009

file bitch

A derogatory term for a secretary, assistant, or intern that does the most demeaning and menial office work. This person is almost always at the bottom of the company ladder, making them a living target for all their coworkers.

Jim: God, I really don't want to have to copy all of this crap. Then it's got to get filed. It's gonna take all night.

Mike: Well, just give it to the file bitch. She's not a real person anyway.

by Ian Evans January 23, 2008

MIDI files

MIDI files are a miracle and they are mainly made by the legend vinesauce Joel. One of the best MIDI files is John Cena theme MIDI.

Joel: These MIDI files are better than life

by fiver or tener November 19, 2018

Claus file

A made-up file in a law firm in the name of Mr S. Claus, used as an excuse by lawyers for slacking off or engaging in non-work related activities.

"You can bill that time spent drinking to the Claus file."

by Mrs Claus August 22, 2011