Exploding Horny Teenager

A prepubescent male who undergoes a combustion process, due to excessive accumulated semen and noxious gases (such as methane). Studies show that holding in a fart while having blue balls causes such a phenomena to occur.

Person A: Holy shit, look at that girl's ass!
Person B: ::Explodes::

Did you hear that after Tommy held a fart in all day, Susan came over and he exploded? He was one exploding horny teenager!

by Tim, Tim, Alex, Nick, Jason January 18, 2009

exploding vj

fitting your body in a womans vagina, and expanding your arms so her body rips in half

ban aflack gave jannifer lopez an exploding vj, thats why she is crippled

by swingingfloob March 21, 2008

Exploding your cookie

When an excitable little boy (18+) prematurely ejaculates on a non-sexual body part of a woman who is wearing a dress (i.e. "naked").

When Ron Weasley first exploded his cookie on Hermione Granger. "Exploding your cookie"

by The Keeper of the Cookie Jar March 14, 2011

exploding nuns

being at a stage of awesomeness can be equal to (but no greater than) actual exploding nuns.

I heard Hannigan's burgers are BOMB bro, we should get one.
Dude, I heard they were exploding nuns! I'm down!

by McJagger vs Wonka December 29, 2011

exploding orphus

that moment when you shit and/or fart so got damn hard you think you have an anus that was stretched by the hulk's magnum dong

a.k.a. you just fucked up and you may need a life alert for the next time your anus explodes all over the place

person 1: "Landon what the fuq, did you just shit your phuckin pants"
the one who shit: "No, that was just my exploding orphus ya fuck tard"
person 2: "Booooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii we need to get the swat team in here that shit is worse than a fuckin stick in the ass"

by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh February 25, 2020

exploding squash

When you forget to flush the toilet after taking an absolute mud monkey, and accidentally turn up the heat, making the crap explode making a huge mess.

Max: "Yo Gary, I just took an exploding squash in your bathroom"
Gary: "Why you little ass bag"

by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021

Exploding Snowman

On the 24th, the male dresses up as Santa Claus and covers his female partners genitals in snow. With enough stimulation, he can achieve a far enough ejaculation that will land on his partners genitals causing the snow to melt and for her to feel ultimate pleasure.

"I'm getting my wife a dog for Christmas, what about you?"
"I'm a bit short on money so instead I'll be trying out the Exploding Snowman."

by Brizza_Poppz May 10, 2023