Everett ott

Best person to ever live. Best at everything. The hottest person to ever live.

Everett ott is the best thing ever made

by Everett ott October 20, 2016

Everett

Everett is so based. He loves talking trash and if you are with him you feel like you control society. Everett is viciously straight but he secretly wants to come out as gay. Everett wants a woman that will take control of him and peg him.

Wow Everett, I cant believe you said that about women!

by (-1-) November 25, 2021

Mount Everett Regional High School

After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…

Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”

by virginphobic November 25, 2021

Buddy Everett

Bum. Taker from children

That’s a buddy everett ass move Jenky mf

by Penile wrinkle April 28, 2020

Everett Door Stop

Finding a homeless addict overdosed and dead in your doorway such that the corpse blocks entrance or exit unless said disease-ridden corpse is handled to move it. A common occurrence in Everett, wa.

Mr. Grivney: You're late again!
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.

by BoredRD June 13, 2013

Everett

A wild Smelly Animal that wants to date his wilderness teacher, He has Demented Ears and a very weird brother named MIles who like a girl Named Anna, There sister is very HOT tho so its fine ig

A wild Everett likes men

by IUZsygg7ybv January 3, 2020

Brennan Everette

Yet another loud and abrasive wikinazi from English Wikipedia. Known to slander for no reason at all. Known to whitewash other wikinazis.

I know Brennan Everette - said no one.
I trust Brennan Everette - said no one.
Brennan Everette is a cool guy - said no one.

by Barkingdog November 20, 2023