**ABBREVIATION NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH NATIONAL ENGLISH HONOR SOCIETY**
9:1 teacher-student ratio - you'll get the help you need... probably
95% graduation rate (somewhat higher than state avg.)
Don't even bother reading the google reviews; they're complete and utter bull-crap. Talk about a lack of diversity within the school itself - the public statistics speak for themselves. This school is infatuated with boasting about its notable former alumni (Snooki, Keith Jones, other D-list celebrities) and athletic awards/recognitions, but fail to notice that it's only mere survivorship bias. Don't like it? Allentown's choice-eligible.
Looking for a great word to describe the school itself? I'll give you one: Yee-yee
NEHS-sympathizers, f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ let's agree to disagree.
9:1 teacher-student ratio - you'll get the help you need... probably
95% graduation rate (somewhat higher than state avg.)
Don't even bother reading the google reviews; they're complete and utter bull-crap. Talk about a lack of diversity within the school itself - the public statistics speak for themselves. This school is infatuated with boasting about its notable former alumni (Snooki, Keith Jones, other D-list celebrities) and athletic awards/recognitions, but fail to notice that it's only mere survivorship bias. Don't like it? Allentown's choice-eligible.
Looking for a great word to describe the school itself? I'll give you one: Yee-yee
NEHS-sympathizers, f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ let's agree to disagree.
Concerned mother: "New Egypt High School!? Are you s-sure there's no other o-options? *trembling in terror* I want my BABY to be safe from DRUGS and BULLYING an-and..."
Realtor: "Well, there's Allentown High Sch-"
Realtor: "Well, there's Allentown High Sch-"
by RecFieldAt4 April 27, 2022
Possible idiomatic reference to the site of Christ's crucifixion in the Bible.
Compare with "... the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified." (Revelation 11:8), "And they bring him unto the place Golgotha, which is, being interpreted, The place of a skull." (Mark 15:22)
Compare with "... the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified." (Revelation 11:8), "And they bring him unto the place Golgotha, which is, being interpreted, The place of a skull." (Mark 15:22)
Eunuch: "What's going on over there?"
Leper: "They're leading Jesus all the way out to Bumfuck, Egypt to be crucified, hanged, whatever..."
Eunuch: "Jesus!"
Leper: "What I just say?"
Leper: "They're leading Jesus all the way out to Bumfuck, Egypt to be crucified, hanged, whatever..."
Eunuch: "Jesus!"
Leper: "What I just say?"
by pointymexicanhat September 11, 2021
a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".
a mother, who is a teacher at a local elementary school, asks her son when she gets back from work:
mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?
son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?
mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.
mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?
son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?
mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
A phrase used to describe when someone claims their internet, phone, and/or TV is down and is therefore exempt from the associated responsibilities. Used in reference to the fact that no one in Egypt can access the internet, use cell phones, etc.
Teacher: Your homework is posted on my website.
Student 1: Oh, I won't be able to do it. My internet is down.
Student 2: Hey, he's pulling an Egypt.
Guy: Dude, why haven't you called or texted me?
Girl: Hey my phone service is down.
Guy: You're lyin'. Stop pulling an Egypt.
Student 1: Oh, I won't be able to do it. My internet is down.
Student 2: Hey, he's pulling an Egypt.
Guy: Dude, why haven't you called or texted me?
Girl: Hey my phone service is down.
Guy: You're lyin'. Stop pulling an Egypt.
by EgyptianCitizen February 1, 2011
by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021
by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022