The best person I've ever met in my entire life. Funny, modest, kind, handsome. He knows the perfect things to say when I'm sad/in the mood for love. He is the best boyfriend, who is also my best friend. Although he is pretty self-depricating, he always manages to at least pull himself out of the slump for me. He is the best gift I've ever received from God, besides my fam of course.
Girl 1: You are so lucky to be dating an Eli!
Girl 2: I know right. He is the best guy I've ever met!
Girl 2: I know right. He is the best guy I've ever met!
by thatgal9040 January 20, 2019
Man, that guy over there is being such an Eli, trying to go for every girl but can't decide which girl he wants
by BBC for the win January 29, 2017
The coolest , sweet, awesome, lit and funny girl ever. She is so sweet and kind to anyone she knows. She is one of the smartest and brightest people you know. She always smiles and never stops laughing. SHe is also fiesty and ready to party!
Eli is so cool!
by meow_unicornsprinkle January 13, 2017
The chemical formula for a perfect swee, containing a perfect balance of liquid, inedible solid, and edible solid
Tom: Conor pour some blue on that BLT and wrapper and everyone else sam, loz, pad, luke, mark and josh join in making a swee
conor: Ah yes! now that is a ELI
conor: Ah yes! now that is a ELI
by the ELI team April 06, 2009
A hairy, cuddly beast, who is big, strong, and protective. He also farts much of the day, and sometimes leaves the bathroom smelling horrid. Though, he is a big lover, and loves to eat and sleep, like a big bear. He is also reffered to as a beefy bean baerrito. To satisfy an Elis, you must give him back and head scratches, feed him, and please him however possible. Give him your utmost love.
by TehPersonwiththawords September 07, 2014
An amazing ginger who is super cool and funny !
She also laughs randomly and her butt always vibrates.
She also laughs randomly and her butt always vibrates.
by PSEUDONYMNMNM June 05, 2011