TehPersonwiththawords's definitions

Elis

A hairy, cuddly beast, who is big, strong, and protective. He also farts much of the day, and sometimes leaves the bathroom smelling horrid. Though, he is a big lover, and loves to eat and sleep, like a big bear. He is also reffered to as a beefy bean baerrito. To satisfy an Elis, you must give him back and head scratches, feed him, and please him however possible. Give him your utmost love.

Who is Elis?
Oh, he's that swole guy over there with that short girl. Don't ever fuck with him.

by TehPersonwiththawords September 7, 2014