dumpy pants

a pair of old pants with a horribe shit stain or reminents of actual shit stuck to the inside of the pants. yet worn anyway, mostly by junkies and drunks and frat boys.

yo, check the dude with the dumpy pants, fucking stinks!

by umpypump April 25, 2009

Dumpy Bitch

The level of invalid that is below dumb bitch, but above white trash bitch

Damn, that crackhead is such a dumpy bitch!

by Pnw.gen January 10, 2019

dumpy doo

another way of saying that someone has a PHAT ASS

tyler: yo, have you seen lola’s ass? she has a real dumpy doo!

alex: please dont ever say that shit around me again.

by dumparse August 5, 2021

Dumpy cowgirl

Having someone ride you while defecating on the toilet.

Adam: "Hey man, what happened with that girl you were talking to last night?"
Nate: "It was going pretty well until I asked her for some dumpy cowgirl."
Adam: "That's a shame. I'll give you some dumpy cowgirl."

by therealmills69 April 6, 2022

Dumpy McHatFuck

A man who is having sexual intercourse with an alpaca whilst wearing a humorous hat.

Could be used in different tones depending on the contexts in which it’s used.

Dumpy McHatFuck? (a question to whom it may concern)

DUMPY MCHATFUCK (randomly shouting this in a large crowd)
Dumpy McHatFuck (could be used to describe a sandwich at McDonalds)

"Shit, that dude just had sex with that duck whilst wearing a silly hat"
"No he didn’t dude he just DumpyMcHatFucked!"

"Can i have a DumpyMcHatFuck please"
"A what"
"a Dumpy McHatFuck?"
"please Leave"

"dumpy McHatFuck?"
"I’m sorry what?"
"give me a dumpy mchatfuck or i will eat your face"

by Norledge January 28, 2010

dumpy ho

A derivative of the word ho referring to an overweight promiscuous woman who wears clothes that she can't fit into, often showing rolls in the abdominal area and unnecessary cleavage. This outfit is worn in the attempt to attract males and can usually be found in cheap nightclubs.

Did Mark go home with that dumpy ho he was dancing with?

by The A--Man March 18, 2008

dumpy pig

A member of the female gender whose exceptional lack of attractiveness, due to her grossly saggy buttocks cheeks and droopy face, is willing to be sexually penetrated in any orifice in a futile attempt to increase her self-worth.

I was low on money and high on an erection, so I gave a call to Molson's mom, the town dumpy pig.

by White Metal Master October 17, 2005